AngryFishH
Official Big Fish
So this afternoon I am presenting to about 35 noobs for my company. Things are moving along nicely, I am doin' my dance, and one of the facilities managers comes into the class. She asks if anyone has a silver mercedes wagon or a black camary. I say that I have a black camary rental and she says that someone is breaking into it "right now".
So like the typical tough guy I am (or that I portray on TV) I fly down the stairs bum wrist and all but the damage was already done. At least 5 cars, luggage, GPS systems, other stuff all gone. Seems some group of little punks have been cruisin' through the company parking lot looking for GPS systems and whatnot, busting windows and taking them. When the local 5-0 came I was the 5th one today and there is nothing they could really do about it. This message is to the little punks.
Thanks a freakin' lot. You busted the window and what did you get? You got nothing! Nothing! Because I don't keep my GPS in the center console you little sh!t, I put it under the seat. I tell you this becuase I triple dog dare you to come get it. For the aggrivation alone you are lucky I didn't catch you in my car because they would be filling out my bail report and you would be filling out your medical report. What kind of a rodent pops car windows looking for electronics in the middle of the freakin day? Honestly? Either steal the freakin car or leave it alone. I would have been happier if you stole it, but to pop the window exploring for stuff? Retarded. I hope the next guy catches you and seperates your kneecaps from your legs. And you took my friggin CD. ARRGHHH! You were smart enough to hit eject on the radio but not to look under the seat. Dumba$$. I know that someday your luck will run out and you will meet someone like me while jacking GPS's and I hope he is not as nice as I would have been.
What the hell is wrong with kids today.
Thanks for letting me rant.
Fish
So like the typical tough guy I am (or that I portray on TV) I fly down the stairs bum wrist and all but the damage was already done. At least 5 cars, luggage, GPS systems, other stuff all gone. Seems some group of little punks have been cruisin' through the company parking lot looking for GPS systems and whatnot, busting windows and taking them. When the local 5-0 came I was the 5th one today and there is nothing they could really do about it. This message is to the little punks.
Thanks a freakin' lot. You busted the window and what did you get? You got nothing! Nothing! Because I don't keep my GPS in the center console you little sh!t, I put it under the seat. I tell you this becuase I triple dog dare you to come get it. For the aggrivation alone you are lucky I didn't catch you in my car because they would be filling out my bail report and you would be filling out your medical report. What kind of a rodent pops car windows looking for electronics in the middle of the freakin day? Honestly? Either steal the freakin car or leave it alone. I would have been happier if you stole it, but to pop the window exploring for stuff? Retarded. I hope the next guy catches you and seperates your kneecaps from your legs. And you took my friggin CD. ARRGHHH! You were smart enough to hit eject on the radio but not to look under the seat. Dumba$$. I know that someday your luck will run out and you will meet someone like me while jacking GPS's and I hope he is not as nice as I would have been.
What the hell is wrong with kids today.
Thanks for letting me rant.
Fish
