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Time For a Contest!

Ok. I actuall want to hear the humor as much as I would enjoy the smokes.

--What are you smoking, that 150?

--You pants are smoking!
 
Keystone_Raider.........."I love smoking cigars"
Jfields & Cigarstone (In Stereo)........"You like smoking pants also?"

This has been built up pretty high.. I can't wait to hear the answer! :laugh:
 
Getting warmer with the last sentence. :whistling:

Remember, you can submit an answer every three hours.
 
Keystone_Raider.........."This cigar is smoking nicely"
Jfields & Cigarstone (In Stereo)........"is it smoking as nicely as your PANTS?"
 
OK here is another:

What is that I smell?

Man, You're pants are smoking?
 
Jim: You guys know how in the movies they fart close to a fire source and it creates a huge flame? I wonder if that actually works.. *farts in fire*

John and cigarstone: Guess it does...
 
OK I think I am in it to win it.

You guys am I smoking?

Yes you're smoking, are you warm enough?
 
Somebody just got really close but John will have to issue any official statement :whistling:
 
Oh I agree, close but no cigars! Just tryin to help it along :thumbs:
 
Jim: Man, this Cigar is putting of an extremely odd aroma..

Fields and Stone: I don't think its your cigar that's putting off that aroma bud, YOUR PANTS!
 
You guys smell something smoking?

Yeah, your pants are on fire!
 
How about this.....

Something's smoking

Something's smoking alright
 
How about this.....

Something's smoking

Something's smoking alright

Idiot (points up) :sign:

Ok here is mine for the night

Whats that smoke I smell

Are you warm because your pants are smoking.

I am re-frying ideas now, but I know this is going to be a very funny outcome.
 
Keystone_Raider.........."What are you guys smoking next?"
Jfields & Cigarstone (In Stereo)........"Your pants are smoking right now!"
 
Keystone_Raider.........."What ARE you smokin?"
Jfields & Cigarston........" Your pants are smokin.""
 
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