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The Vitasea timeline

No shiot dirick...the dude went from insane to just fuggin out there! I think he got a lil messed up in the sun from all the sailing....yeah we will go with that! :whistling:


































maybe hes off his meds? :sign:
 
OutlawD said:
AVB said:
Why is the last quote in Moki's first post so well written and thought out when all we get is some alien language to decipher?
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I agree. Its like a bad HACK job by a real WHACK job :p

FROM THIS:
(pulled from "the vitasea timeline")
vitasea said:
smoked my first one last night with a dewers on the rocks
has got to be one of the best cigars i've ever smoked
smooth great flavors..wow. was looking for a big roach clip to get the last drag
kind a sorry i sent 20 out.............:(
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Sketchy but at least coherent.

TO THIS:
(pulled from "college kids")

vitasea said:
from now on i will attach a diclaimer to my posts

WARING THIS MAY CONTAIN SPELLING SP9 & SP8 BAD GRAMMER AND SOME TIMES ILLOGICAL THOUGHT PROCESSES,IF THIS OFENDS YOU IN ANYWAY PLEASE DO NOT READ

i think i contribute to this board if not look at some of strings they will show some the highest replies and the most view on the boards???
some one must like what i have to say??? if you knew me you would like me.
there was some famas writwer that never used caps i can't remember who he was
and most of you do not understand my humor
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WHAT?

Seems to me like were dealing with 2 different people ??? at least from a mental standpoint
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you should probably ignor any posts from me after 5 pm local time
 
Vitasea,

I can't believe you're back...why were you gone for so long? I wonder...
 
Well, apparently Vitasea is still at it, despite this apology and this mess too.

I keep getting emails from him despite telling him I would not be buying his product, and did not wish to receive solicitations... I wonder how many "clients" he is continuing to sell fake product to?

From: habanaguy2005@yahoo.com
Subject: cigars
Date: March 31, 2007 5:49:54 AM EDT

Well, I finally made it back after replacing the engine on my boat and weathering a storm on the return trip.
Everything in Havana is pretty much the same as before pres. Castro got sick.

The 9th annual cigar show was interesting with Cohibia introducing a new line the Maduro 5, I brought back for you to try. They are great.! They will be introduced to the distributors in several months, but we have them now!!

I may be returning in a couple of weeks so email or call Tina or Meron who will be available to fill your orders.

in case you do not realize but the sticks i sent you were the new cohibia maduro 5

secratos
magicos
genios

you are the only one in the world out side cuba having the opportunity to smoke them. they have reg bands as the new bands when they go to the dist later this summer have an additional lower black with maduro 5 on them . they were un aviaible in cuba on my last trip

enjoy
doug
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Funny how he mentions bringing back Cohiba Maduro 5's, considering this warning:

I was fortunate to acquire a few of these presentation boxes. There were approx 1000 of these made for the Festival and those attending. Very few of these 3 cigar presentation cases were left to leave the island. I am sure everyone has seen the merchant and his pictures at the beginning of my first post. His Pictures would lead you to beleive that Habanos, SA has started boxing in 10 & 25 count boxes. We all have our favorite merchants, that must remain nameless, but I want to share this e-mail I got from an up and comming (insert name) whatever. He sent me the following e-mail....

-----Original Message----- From: Eddy Bouma [mailto:eddybouma@hotmail.com] Sent: Wednesday, March 21, 2007 2:29 PM To: jaymie@ntelos.net Subject: Cohibas Maduro 5 Magicos

Dear Gabby, I found your name and address on the cigarfamily website. You were talking about the abovementioned cigars. I was in Havana 2 weeks ago, right after the Cigar show and managed to purchase a box of 10. The weren't even available in the shops but on the black market they were. I got them from a reliable source, by the way, where I always buy my Esplendidos to full satisfaction of my customers.I don't smoke myself so the box is for sale. If you are interested, you can make me an offer. I live in Holland, by the way. I look forward to hear from you. Best regards, Edward Bouma

To my CF Brothers I say be carefull
 
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Oh it never ends, does it?

Looks like you got a pen pal moki! :sign:
 
He's back ???

Enough of the cigars... I just want to get my hands on one of them fancy 'hairshirts.' :D
 
huh. I thought Vitasea had perhaps just sent me an email by mistake... but today arrived a package from him, of the purportedly "Cohiba Maduro 5s". They smell like farm rolls to me, not aged Cohiba tobacco.

Doug, if you're out there... take me off of your list. Seriously, don't waste the time or effort.
 
moki said:
huh. I thought Vitasea had perhaps just sent me an email by mistake... but today arrived a package from him, of the purportedly "Cohiba Maduro 5s". They smell like farm rolls to me, not aged Cohiba tobacco.

Doug, if you're out there... take me off of your list. Seriously, don't waste the time or effort.
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Crazy....truly crazy.
 
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

♪ Moki's got a buddy, Moki's got a buddy... ♫
 
Vitanut said:
...you are the only one in the world out side cuba having the opportunity to smoke them. they have reg bands as the new bands when they go to the dist later this summer have an additional lower black with maduro 5 on them . they were un aviaible in cuba on my last trip

enjoy
doug
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He must mean these bands that haven't been printed yet.

cohiba_maduro_5-selection202.jpg
 
From: habanaguy2005@yahoo.com
Subject: cigars
Date: March 31, 2007 5:49:54 AM EDT

Everything in Havana is pretty much the same as before pres. Castro got sick.
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Well, he obviously has inside access there....he knows Castro is sick.
 
preembargo said:
Vitanut said:
...you are the only one in the world out side cuba having the opportunity to smoke them. they have reg bands as the new bands when they go to the dist later this summer have an additional lower black with maduro 5 on them . they were un aviaible in cuba on my last trip

enjoy
doug
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He must mean these bands that haven't been printed yet.

cohiba_maduro_5-selection202.jpg
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sssssssssh! The bands have not been printed yet!
 
I got 'em. I smoked a couple of them. Pretty good, not Cohibas......
 
Matt R said:
I got 'em. I smoked a couple of them. Pretty good, not Cohibas......
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Indeed.... yet he is still claiming that they are Cohibas, and selling them at Cohiba prices.

I gave him somewhat of a break initially because I figured he just might not know what he's doing, and is being taken by folks on the Island. Now, though... I don't see how I can extend that courtesy.
 
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