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The Vets Pass - RESULTS!

So, technically, if the first four in the pass have noses of an angel, the 11 higher priced can be gone after them?
There's tons of good medium-range sticks out there, just wanted clarification is all.
 
wavescrashing said:
So, technically, if the first four in the pass have noses of an angel, the 11 higher priced can be gone after them?
There's tons of good medium-range sticks out there, just wanted clarification is all.
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Well, my Doctor at the VA put me on a Nasal Spray that is a prescription and an Allergy pill for my messed up sinuses. So if an Opus X is in there, it can be in danger of being found. :laugh:
And don't worry, I won't be sniffing out for Opus. I have plenty in my Cooler. :D
 
Mr Peat said:
wavescrashing said:
So, technically, if the first four in the pass have noses of an angel, the 11 higher priced can be gone after them?
There's tons of good medium-range sticks out there, just wanted clarification is all.
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Well, my Doctor at the VA put me on a Nasal Spray that is a prescription and an Allergy pill for my messed up sinuses. So if an Opus X is in there, it can be in danger of being found. :laugh:
And don't worry, I won't be sniffing out for Opus. I have plenty in my Cooler. :D
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Well I may have a chance to get an Opus after all. :p
 
Yes, there is a chance that the first ones could pull all higher priced but they will also be putting some in so there will always be some in the pass. I wouldn't worry about it too much since these are all honorable men.

wavescrashing said:
So, technically, if the first four in the pass have noses of an angel, the 11 higher priced can be gone after them?
There's tons of good medium-range sticks out there, just wanted clarification is all.
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Sounds interesting and different. Looks like I'm first in the breach...fire when ready!
Thanks for having me.
 
AVB said:
Yes, there is a chance that the first ones could pull all higher priced but they will also be putting some in so there will always be some in the pass. I wouldn't worry about it too much since these are all honorable men.

wavescrashing said:
So, technically, if the first four in the pass have noses of an angel, the 11 higher priced can be gone after them?
There's tons of good medium-range sticks out there, just wanted clarification is all.
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Ray, I'm not questioning honor at all. We've got a great group of brothers in this here pass. Just wanted to make sure I was understanding that part of the pass correctly.
 
Sounds like a good and Fun Pass. Hope it goes well for you all. Hopefully if you do it again I can get in on it.
 
Drat! The Skipper played the Honorable Men card. I've seen this tactic used before. God damned Marine Corps, takes the fun out of everything.

Doc.
 
Its OK little buddy, you'll do just fine. :laugh:
 
This is going out tomorrow. One little glitch but I hope to take care of that soon and it won't effect the pass going out.

Brewmeister stand by!
 
Standing BY!

Just FYI - I'll be at the York Central High school tomorrow to watch my #1 grand-son play football, around 1100hrs if you want to save the USPS $$'s. :whistling:

 
Humm, 28 miles away, $5.30 for gas and an hour plus of time on a Saturday or $8 sending it. You should have it Monday :p
 
What this pass needs is a service war. Any of you in the rear with the gear and the beer birdmen in this pass?

Doc.
 
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

Kathy said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the pickup when we hit a bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess"

"And what's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.

"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"

"Very good," said the teacher. "Now, Lucy?"

"Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks. And the moral to this story is, don't count your chickens until they're hatched."

"That was a fine story Lucy. Johnny do you have a story to share?"

"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told me this story about my uncle Bob. Uncle Bob was a Marine in Vietnam and his helicopter got hit. He had to crash land in enemy territory and all he had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete. He drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then he landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. He killed seventy of them with the machine gun until he ran out of bullets, then he killed twenty more with the machete till the blade broke and then he killed the last ten with his bare hands."

"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, " What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"

"Don't f*ck with a Marine when he's been drinking."

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The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he'd dreamed of working since a young boy.

He was trying to impress the Master Chief with his expertise learned in Submarine School.

The Master Chief cut him off quickly and said, "Listen, 'sir', it's real simple. Add the number of times we dive to the number of times we surface. Divide that number by two. If the result doesn't come out even, don't open the hatch."

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A 2LT was walking home from work one day, when he noticed a little boy sitting on the sidewalk.
The little boy was playing with a pile of shit. Curious, the 2LT walked over to the little boy and asked him "Why are you playing with a pile of shit?" The little boy replied "I'm building an NCO". The 2LT, amused by this, ran back to the company to get his captain. Upon returning to the little boy, who was still playing with the pile of shit, the Captain asked "Son, what are you doing?" The little boy looked up at him and said " I'm building an NCO". The captain being equally amused insisted that they return and get the 1SG. When the three returned the little boy, still playing with his pile of shit, was asked by the 1SG "Son, what are you doing?" The little boy again replied "I'm building and NCO". "Why are you building an NCO?" asked the 1SG. The little boy paused and responded "Because I don't have enough shit to build an officer"

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The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. He directed a nearby Air Force base that will be opened and that all eligible young men and women be invited.

As he and his staff were standing near a brand new F-15 Fighter, a pair of twin brothers who looked like they had just stepped off a Marine Corps recruiting poster walked up to them. The chief of staff walked up to them, stuck out his hand and introduced himself.

He looked at the first young man and asked, "Son, what skills can you bring to the Air Force?"

The young man looks at him and says, "I'm a pilot!"

The general gets all excited, turns to his aide and says, "Get him in today, all the paper work done, everything, do it!"

The aide hustles the young man off. The general looks at the second young man and asked, "What skills to you bring to the Air Force?"

The young man says, "I chop wood!"

"Son," the general replies, "we don't need wood choppers in the Air Force, what do you know how to do?"

"I chop wood!"

"Young man," huffs the general, "you are not listening to me, we don't need wood choppers, this is the 20th century!"

"Well," the young man says, "you hired my brother!"

"Of course we did," says the general, "he's a pilot!"

The young man rolls his eyes and says, "So what! I have to chop it before he can pile it!"

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A man fell asleep on the beach. He woke up several hours later and suffered a severe sunburn to his legs and was taken to the closest hospital, which happened to be a U.S. Naval Hospital. His skin had turned a bright red and was very painful and had started to blister. Anything that touched his legs caused agony. The lead on the medical staff at the naval hospital, that night, was a Chief Corpsman, in the emergency room. The Chief checked him out and then prescribed continued intravenous feedings of water, electrolytes, a mild sedative, and Viagra.

Rather astounded, the 3rd class corpsman, who was with the Chief inquired, "What good will Viagra do him in that condition?"

The Chief replied, "It'll keep the sheet off his legs."

Doc.
 
A good friend of mine, an Air Force senior NCO, was telling me about some security police he'd seen at the base, how they were all tacticaled out and looking like walking Lightfighter catalogs, except nobody had a Camelbak.

I couldn't resist replying "Well, what do you expect? It's not like their fighting positions are going to be more than 100 yards from a drinking fountain. They feel forward-deployed if Domino's takes more than thirty minutes..."
 
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