I consider myself lucky that I have not been raped by Ben Roethlisberger yet.
I consider myself lucky that I have not been raped by Ben Roethlisberger yet.
When the Steelers come back to town this year I would suggest wearing an iron chastity belt or deadbolting yourself inside your house.
The BensGirls should be able to compete this year, provided they comply with their probation officers and earn work release privileges.