The "I need a new sig tag" contest

[jfields]

BREAK GLASS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY!

 

[jfields]

 

[TampaSupremo]

How about something like:

"Discover your vintage at Urban Vineyards" (<-this is a link)

 

[tasman]

How about:

"A handmade cigar is a rebellion against frenzy and insanity; it means supporting contemplation over rash impulse, and represents a civilized revolution."
-- Steve Worthington, San Francisco Financier

Cigars got me far ...but wine investments paid for the car!

If you are getting old too fast and your mind is too slow, drink some wine and it won't show.

Good luck Norcal! :thumbs:

 

[AngryFishH]

Sweet contest, thanks NorCal. I have three quotes that might fit the bill.


1. First he wrought, and afterwards he taught - Geoffrey Chaucer

2. Things forbidden have a secret charm - Tacitus

3. Every man is a damn fool for at least 5 minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit - Elbert Hubbard



Fish

 

[MX]

My actual intake of different substances was far below what people thought it was, no matter how weird or outrageous they think I am.
Peter Fonda

This is a great contest, good luck inyour search, may the swartz be with you....

Tim

eta:
Found this in the B/S/T Forum....

You do, of course, realize what he really means by "smoke Wilkey's junk" right?
Moki

 

[preembargo]

Ah hell, let's just ban living completely -- it's the only safe thing to do.

 

[Kingantz]

I'm not under the alcofluence of incohol as some thinkle peep I are...

 

[ewanzel]

My submission...

thanks for the contest!

 

[Cards&Gars]

This has always been one of my favorite quotes about wine...
It's retro.
It's fun.
...and most people will know the song just by those words.
...besides that, - read it and try not to smile.

“…I never understood a single word he said
But I helped him a-drink his wine
And he always had some mighty fine wine…”
-Three Dog Night


C&G..."oh, I hope he picks me!"

 

[MoeCizlak]

How about cutting/pasting whatever Wasy's current sig is?

 

[Blue Dragon]

No one gets it in the beginning.
Some stumble upon it.
A few are given it.
The rest earn it.
Now relax.

 

[grateful1]

Go with this one:

 

[bchem]

 

["K"]

Sorry to ruin all the quotation fun but, http://en.thinkexist.com/

 

[jfields]

"My books are water, those of great genusis are wine everybody drinks water"

Mark Twain

"The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently, and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words that were better unspoken"


Homer

 

[Dave]

" [robbiex0r] 8:29 pm: furiously masturbating, brb"

edit - NSFW!!!!!

 

[Putz Mulligan]

"A Book of Verses underneath the Bough,
A Jug of Wine, a Loaf of Bread, -- and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness --
Oh, Wilderness were Paradise enow!" - The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam

 

[tomthirtysix]

I'm telling you guys...the chat room is the place to be...

[grateful1] 9:44 pm: you mean you put your thing in a computer?
[robbiex0r] 9:44 pm: yea

 

[NorCalCigarLover]

Wow!! some fantastic ones so far ...... keep em' coming