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The great newbie wars of "05

Dear Mother,
Once again I write you from the middle of the conflict. The battle is raging all around me, and I may not survive. There are dog rockets flying all over the place and it seems that the FOG's are a bit meaner than we had thought...no matter. They will pay. I hope all is well back home. I cannot wait to see you...if I survive.

Your Loving Son,
OpusXfiles
 
Well, any newbies that wanna bring it on all I gotta say is...

"What did the five fingers say to the face....?!

SLAP!" - Rick James!
 
bhaney said:
If somebody sends out an Acid, would that be considered Chemical Warfare?

Brandon
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I like that. So and DE Egg would be a nuke right? :sign:
 
psyktek said:
8 should do for a start.....................or rather, 7, since one coward doesn't have an addy in the profile.



MUHUWAHAHAHAHA............
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Psyktek, I'm not one to call a FOG out without just cause, especially publicly, but in this case...Your addy is where???? :whistling:

Fellow Newbs, I've been compiling a list of 'preferred' targets (Psyktek was on it until his addy dropped from his profile) as well as a list of FOG's who have 'opted out'. PM me if you're looking for a target, or if you'd like to PM me with your "kill report", I'll add those names to the 'spanked' list.

Stay the course, and God speed!
 
Good lord ladies, this is like going to a fight and a hockey game breaks out! Grow a pair!! If you want to make this work, you have got to do a little work!!










Freakin' newbies these days! And you kids stay off my lawn!! :angry2:
 
preembargo said:
psyktek said:
8 should do for a start.....................or rather, 7, since one coward doesn't have an addy in the profile.



MUHUWAHAHAHAHA............
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Psyktek, I'm not one to call a FOG out without just cause, especially publicly, but in this case...Your addy is where???? :whistling:
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They don't allow "packages" at the "home" Bob is in... Unless it is his Depends delivery!
 
JOE.M. said:
Good lord ladies, this is like going to a fight and a hockey game breaks out! Grow a pair!! If you want to make this work, you have got to do a little work!!


Freakin' newbies these days! And you kids stay off my lawn!! :angry2:
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Better watch yourself Joe....your words are likely to be taken as taunting....causing you get it worst of all :D :p
 
BrownDevil said:
Better watch yourself Joe....your words are likely to be taken as taunting....causing you get it worst of all :D :p
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Don't go there! The WPP will "relocate" me in a heart beat!!


Remember, with the total lack of morals I have I only equate the value of a human life with the 1 bullet it costs to end it! :cool:
 
Yadda Yadda Yadda Revolucion......... poor babies can't find addies. They want it all just handed it to em.
 
See, the key to a successful sneek attack is in the planning. Target coordinates should have been acquired far previous to any declaration of war. Actually, the war should not even have been declared until AFTER the bombing had begun. This works the best in a first attack scenerio. Oh well, the games have now begun.

Always remember this: Fighting a war does not determine who wins, only who's left! ;)
 
camaroon4me said:
See, the key to a successful sneek attack is in the planning. Target coordinates should have been acquired far previous to any declaration of war. Actually, the war should not even have been declared until AFTER the bombing had begun. This works the best in a first attack scenerio. Oh well, the games have now begun.

Always remember this: Fighting a war does not determine who wins, only who's left! ;)
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Declaring this "war" before having the addies is like the U.S. telling Iraq "We're going to attack you in 2 days. Better hunker down." :sign: The first, and probably not the last, mistake of this revolution. :p
 
Your reveloution is doomed. Next time you must have a better plan. :D
 
Waaah, waah, waah, blah, blah, blah ..... it's all just talk in the end.

News from the West Coast El Commandante, three very deserving BOTL's have been selected for this first strike. Un FOG, Un Newbie Newbie, y Un Amigo will be hit...

The Revolucion does not target a select group of CP BOTL but the entire CP community. YOU say you do not want to participate in the Revolucion! YOU say you will sit by and "watch" the Revolucion?!? YOU say the BOTL do not have coordinates?!? FOOLS! you cannot elect to participate or not participate. Nor can you simply sit back in the comfort of your easy chair and munch "popcorn". This is La Revolucion! Viva La Revolucion!

:cool:
 
In this time of great trouble I give to you, my brothers in newb, a renewed hope. The FOG's think our revolucion is weak and broken and that we will fail in our task at hand. But fear not for I give you these words of wisdom, the 10 Commandments of SPECWAR as told by Richard Marcinko.

The Ten Commandments of Spec War


1. I am the War Lord and the wrathful God of Combat
and I will always lead you from the front, not the rear.

2. I will treat you all alike - just like ****.

3. Thou shalt do nothing I will not do first,
and thus will you be created Warriors in My deadly image.

4. I shall punish thy bodies
because the more though sweatest in training,
the less thou bleedest in combat.

5. Indeed, if thou hurteth in thy efforts
and thou suffer painful dings, then thou art Doing it Right.

6. Thou hast not to like it
thou hast just to do it.

7. Thou shalt Keep it Simple, Stupid.

8. Thou shalt never assume.

9. Verily, thou art not paid for thy methods,
but for thy results, by which meaneth
thou shalt kill thine enemy by any means available before he killeth you.

10. Thou shalt, in the Warriors Mind and Soul,
always remember My ultimate and final Commandment:

There Are No Rules -- Thou Shalt Win at All Cost.

Keep fighting the good fight gentlemen, and ladies too.

VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!!!
 
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