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The Great Dog Toss

moki

moki

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You've heard about people who will eat strange and disgusting foods for fun, people who pierce their bodies until they look like metalic Chia-pets, people who indulge in all manner of self-abuse and humiliation for... well, who knows why!

I'm throwing my hat into the ring, and announcing The Great Dog Toss. Got any crappy smokes that even a tobacco beetle would turn its antennae up at? Send them to me! Got a cigar that looks (and smells) more like a worn-out shoe than tobacco? Send them to me!

You'll get nothing in return, except for my promise to smoke at least one of each cigar type sent, take pictures, and do a formal review of each smoke.

Please only send cigars you found absolutely unsmokable/disgusting to:

Andrew Welch
14 Alvin Place
Rochester, NY 14607
 
I will smoke ANYTHING that is sent to me... as long as it hasn't been pissed on, rubbed in feces, or is as moldy as Bleu cheese.

Do your worst, you pansies!!!!
 
I've heard about people like you Andrew. I think the proper term is sado-masochists ???

:sign: :sign: :sign: :p :p :p :D :D :D

Honestly though. Why would you want to do this? I wouldn't wish my rockets on my worst enemy :sneaky:
 
lucasbuck said:
Honestly though. Why would you want to do this? I wouldn't wish my rockets on my worst enemy :sneaky:
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bwak bwak bwak bwak!!!!
 
By the way some of my best dog rockets are already on their way. And I'll be very disappointed if you don't smoke every one of them and post your most excellent reviews :p 0303 0830 0000 0894 1425
 
moki,

Where were you last month when I was sending out poo poo bombs?

Sent out about 200 sticks to several guys that asked for them. :D

I'll see what I still have in the fridgedor. ;)
 
geldor1 said:
moki,

Where were you last month when I was sending out poo poo bombs?

Sent out about 200 sticks to several guys that asked for them. :D

I'll see what I still have in the fridgedor. ;)
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Those are going to make very nice pesticides for my garden.

Soak a number of dog rockets in water overnight. Add water to a spray bottle. Spray over garden. Instant pest repellant.
 
Shuji said:
Those are going to make very nice pesticides for my garden.

Soak a number of dog rockets in water overnight. Add water to a spray bottle. Spray over garden. Instant pest repellant.
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dammit, stop stealing my dog rockets! :D
 
Day one.

Approached my mailbox tentatively. Used a par of tongs to open it, and was relieved that no scent of bat guano and horse manure emanated from it. I am safe today, no dogs in the house.
 
Heh, I stuff a couple of pieces of chit in the box I'm packing up for you. Bwahaha... you won't know good from bad when this box hits. :D
 
vewyphishy said:
Heh, I stuff a couple of pieces of chit in the box I'm packing up for you. Bwahaha... you won't know good from bad when this box hits. :D
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Now that's just cruel. :p
 
Day two

I've endured many threats of vile Frankenstein tobacco creations being sent my way, but thus far they have been empty threats. I spit in your general direction, you so-called dog masters! Give me your poor, your tired, your oppressed crappy smokes. I will give them, and my taste buds, a proper funeral.
 
Hey I have some cigars that I actually smoke sometimes, but are pretty cheap. I guess I'll send a few your way.
 
Lumberg said:
Hey I have some cigars that I actually smoke sometimes, but are pretty cheap. I guess I'll send a few your way.
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Nope. If you smoke them willingly, I don't want them. ;)
 
I'm gathering the worst of the worst for you. It feels strange sending you these rockets when you just hit me with an A-Bomb :0 But you asked for it ???
 
Sorry Moki, I sent all I had left to Lumberg!! :sign: :sign:

So tell me, how long have you felt suicidal, Moki? Tell the nice paramedic your troubles! :p

Do we need to plan an intervention, or something??! :lookup:
 
Bat_Chief said:
So tell me, how long have you felt suicidal, Moki? Tell the nice paramedic your troubles! :p

Do we need to plan an intervention, or something??! :lookup:
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I'm fine! Leave me alone, you pseudo-quack!!! :D

hrm... actually, a little morphine drip might help me out... can ya hook a brother up?
 
Okay Moki, you asked for it!!

I would send them Priority but ths cost of PM would far outweigh the value of these "Affordable" cigars so they're going regular ole First Class :p
 
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