I have been unable to acquire a copy of the report for many reasons, all of which you all will not like. First of all, there was no suspect caught in the theft. Actually, we have not even recovered any of the cigars. They are all gone!
I was hoping that with time, we would be able to recover some and thus avoid the wrath of a stolen pass. I made up the stuff about recovering some because I did not want Russell to get upset. It being his first pass and all.
Secondly, IT'S ALL A BIG F@#*(NG JOKE!!!! You know, a PRACTICAL JOKE!!! :whistling: I thought it would be funny to screw with Russell about his pass bein' ripped and rib him a bit since he just got married and this was his first pass!! THE FREAKIN' PASS IS SAFE AND SOUND ON IT'S WAY TO MOKI!!!!
I want to apologize to all parties involved in this mess! ESPECIALLY RUSSELL!! It started out a good natured joke to take away from the pissin' and moanin' in the lobby. You know, to lighten things up a bit.
Get us back to bein' a great cigar site. Obviously not lettin' everyone in on it made for an interesting meltdown!! ???
Hoping my rep is still as good as some of y'all have said, I say this...I truly appreciate the support from EVERYONE.
That's why I call this place home! We have a great group of guys here and are working on tweakin' the one's that need tweakin'! :whistling:
THIS WAS A JOKE ORIGINATED BY ME AND I DRUG EVERYONE ELSE INTO IT!! IT'S NOW OVER AND EVERYONE NEEDS TO TAKE A STEP BACK, BREATHE AND COME BACK TO THE BOARD REALIZING THIS WAS A JOKE!!!! ALOT OF "PRIMIN' THE PUMP" WAS DONE TO MAKE IT MORE INTERESTING AND TO DRAW PEOPLE IN! NO HARD FEELINGS WERE INTENDED! HOPEFULLY NONE WERE TAKEN!!!
I'm callin' this early so I am not the cause of friends becoming enemies. I hope I have called it soon enough. I detect a note of hostility in a few and hope it subsides. Again, take a deep breath and say, "...It's just a joke and everythings cool..." :whistling:
Russell, Moki should be able to post all of the puts and takes. Helluva first pass, eh!! LMAO!!!!
Floyd T. :thumbs:
OK, fire away!!!!