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The Douchebag daily jam session 2022

Saw the Cult open up for Fuel back in the day...
Saw them open for... Aerosmith, I think, probably about 20 years ago (holy hell... I'm old.). About two weeks prior we were in Atlanta for Thanksgiving and looking for something to do -- The Cult was headlining some little club in the city, but we decided to pass on it. After I saw their opening gig that night, I've been kicking myself ever since for passing on seeing them in a club setting.

Do you know how hard it is to kick yourself when you've only got one leg?
 

There goes the Challenger,
Being chased by the blue, blue meanies on wheels
The vicious traffic squad cars are after our lone driver
The last American hero, the-the electric sitar
The demi-god, the super driver of the golden west
Two nasty Nazi cars are close behind the beautiful lone driver
The police cars are getting closer, closer
Closer to our soul hero in his soul mobile
Yeah, baby, they about to strike
They gonna get him, smash, rape
The last beautiful free soul on this planet

But it is written
If the evil spirit arms the tiger with claws
Brahman provided wings for the dove
Thus spake the super guru
Did you hear that?
 
Saw them open for... Aerosmith, I think, probably about 20 years ago (holy hell... I'm old.). About two weeks prior we were in Atlanta for Thanksgiving and looking for something to do -- The Cult was headlining some little club in the city, but we decided to pass on it. After I saw their opening gig that night, I've been kicking myself ever since for passing on seeing them in a club setting.

Do you know how hard it is to kick yourself when you've only got one leg?
I mean, wouldn't a detachable leg actually make it easier?
 

There goes the Challenger,
Being chased by the blue, blue meanies on wheels
The vicious traffic squad cars are after our lone driver
The last American hero, the-the electric sitar
The demi-god, the super driver of the golden west
Two nasty Nazi cars are close behind the beautiful lone driver
The police cars are getting closer, closer
Closer to our soul hero in his soul mobile
Yeah, baby, they about to strike
They gonna get him, smash, rape
The last beautiful free soul on this planet

But it is written
If the evil spirit arms the tiger with claws
Brahman provided wings for the dove
Thus spake the super guru
Did you hear that?
My only regret is that I have but one Like to give!

I read that in Axl's voice, as one should. One of my favorite songs on the UYI albums.

"If you ain't got no one, you better go back out and find her..."
 
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