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Tell me why you deserve a free bag of cigars

Because if I won, I would have you send them directly to Smitty for the troops.
 
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Because I am at work...



















And my brother ,for you guys that dont know my brother Steve Hawk, is at my house right now. And I am positive that there will be nothing left when I get home. :angry: And what he doesn't take I am sure AVB will beat my ass, this weekend at the BBQ Herf at my house, and take what I have left. :0
 
Everyday when I take the train into work, I have to pass a station called "Old Cummer". That's reason enough.
 
I am a landscaper................sometimes..............and have more yards than yard gars to take care of.
Plus,I share too. :D
 
I say send em to the sandbox, or to someone who will. They deserve it, and then some.
 
I don't deserve them. but if you want to send them to me I would spread them on a Finnish cigar forum.
 
i dont think i deserve them, hell i dont even know what i need to do/say to deserve them lol

BUT
i do think that i will need to start stacking up since i have a new humi on the way, but it'll be a difficult since i used my last batch of money to buy the humi, sooooo..it'll probably be a while till i get to start buying gars, i might be able to slap 50bucks here maybe 20 there but that would be over weeks at a time.

plus i just realized how much diapers cost so i might not even be able to slap down 50bucks for smokes too often.
but what im really trying to say is that i really wouldn't mind free cigars, or free anything for that matter as long as i can use it to my or my families benifits..so if you want to send over some size 3 unused diapers(16lb-28lb) then please do! :D
 
cause i am smitty! and I would send them to the troops for you :)




www.opfth.com has many reasons to send them. Check them out by name under the units section in the forrms.
 
After giving away all of my top notch Cubans :laugh: (fakes) I need to fill the void left in my humidor.
 
Because I bought this today. I had to use my cigar money until 2012. :0 :angry:

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Brandon :D
 
hojadepuro said:
Because I bought this today. I had to use my cigar money until 2012. :0 :angry:

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Brandon :D
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Wow...besides the sending them to the troops answer...if ths was my contest, it might win. I know that pain all too well, Brandon, a good, proud, pain.
 
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Razorback said:
bigvinnysd said:
i deserve them because if you dont, ill sever my penis
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:0 :0 :0

Call his bluff Wilkey! I don't think he'll do it. :laugh: :laugh:

Nick
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Yikes!

I don't think I could live with myself if a man neutered himself for a bag of dog rockets.

Well, maybe I could. They're able to do great things with microsurgery these days. :thumbs:

Wilkey
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ahh, touche.
but what if i did this too:

Drugged man cuts off penis and eats it
July 14 2003

A Malaysian man sliced off his own penis, then fried and ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself, police said.

The 34-year-old claimed he only realised what he had done when he saw blood oozing from his crotch, said a police spokesman in the town of Sitiawan, 300 kilometres north of Kuala Lumpur.

The man had taken hallucinatory pills before sleeping on Friday and awoke hearing voices telling him to chop off his penis and devour it, the spokesman said on condition of anonymity.

He was hospitalised in a stable condition, the national news agency Bernama reported.

The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation centre, Bernama said.

AP
 
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