SamClemmons
eloquent absurdity
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Where the hell is Vlad the Impaler when you need him? That's right, he's dead. There's never an impaler around when you need one.
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Where the hell is Vlad the Impaler when you need him? That's right, he's dead. There's never an impaler around when you need one.
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Where the hell is Vlad the Impaler when you need him? That's right, he's dead. There's never an impaler around when you need one.
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Ever since Impalers, Beheaders, and Rack Technicians Local 523 was busted by those thugs from management, there just isn't a solid market for Impaling services anymore, Neal. It's a damn shame.
Where the hell is Vlad the Impaler when you need him? That's right, he's dead. There's never an impaler around when you need one.
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Ever since Impalers, Beheaders, and Rack Technicians Local 523 was busted by those thugs from management, there just isn't a solid market for Impaling services anymore, Neal. It's a damn shame.
Smokelaw that should up your alley so to speak sine you are an "unkind person". Impaling, beheading and just palin old torture just fits that moniker. :whistling:
Yeah? Well then you're the one cleaning that shiz up pal. At least with impaling you can dig a trench around the pole to catch the nasties.I personally prefer the traitors death as it was known is 15th century England. Drawing, Quartering, disembowelment, beheading and then stuck on a pike at the city gates. Impalement is for amateurs.
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:thumbs:I personally prefer the traitors death as it was known is 15th century England. Drawing, Quartering, disembowelment, beheading and then stuck on a pike at the city gates. Impalement is for amateurs.
Doc.
There's nothing to clean up. That's what the crows and vultures are for.Yeah? Well then you're the one cleaning that shiz up pal. At least with impaling you can dig a trench around the pole to catch the nasties.I personally prefer the traitors death as it was known is 15th century England. Drawing, Quartering, disembowelment, beheading and then stuck on a pike at the city gates. Impalement is for amateurs.
Doc.
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edit: I'm an e-tard sometimes.
this is probably a horrible thread jack, but ill send out a nice little package for the first one who can pm me whos album this photo was on. but in the spirit of this thread, i wont send it out for a month or so, but tell you its in the mail. :laugh: