"Cor Blimey" Starburn!
"Fook About", your taxes are high. "Sod" the duty, "Chew the Fat" with the "Julius Caesar's" in Europe, order direct and ask them to devalue the package, you will save a lot of "Bangers and Mash" and pretty soon you will be smoking a cool "La-Di-Da" . Who knows maybe a Churchill will be just around the "Jackie Horner". Get a nice "Bag of Fruit" when the "La-Di-Da's" arrive to look the part, make a good ol American "Sticky Toffee" to enjoy with the "La-Di-Da" and have a premium "Laugh and a Joke" for a change.
Pity it's not soccer season so you can watch the "Liza Minnelli" while you have the "Laugh and a Joke" and enjoy all the "Camilla Parker-Bowles" that Manchester United score.
Brian