SO DAMN PICKY

[Infinity]

Classic!

Brian

 

[JHolmes763]

THE INVENTOR OF THE FAILED IMAGINARY FRIEND

Damn... is there really any point in going on when even your imaginary friends fail you?? What kind of guy can't even keep an imaginary friend around?

 

[preembargo]

Damn... is there really any point in going on when even your imaginary friends fail you?? What kind of guy can't even keep an imaginary friend around?

Truly, can there be tragedy so devastating? The depth of such solitude and despair must be crushing. <insert weeping, wailing, and gnashing of teeth emoticon here>

 

[beyond the band]

So I went ahead and ordered, they came today!
Yum!

 

[lurch]

toodles bi-tch

 

[CigarStone]

THE INVENTOR OF THE FAILED IMAGINARY FRIEND

Damn... is there really any point in going on when even your imaginary friends fail you?? What kind of guy can't even keep an imaginary friend around?

That made me laugh out loud!

Maybe he tried to sell his imaginary friends cigars without properly introducing himself, resulting in the following!

We're outa here!

 

[Diesel Grinch]

Did someone PM Neal to find out if we could play with the noob? :sign:

DG

 

[Gonz]

Obviously some of you haven't really looked at his website:

"The ability to go online and use our creative website templates. Consumers will have the ability to create their own Imaginary Friend. The consumer would choose the following options, for example:

* - Ethnicity
* - Hair type and color
* - Eye color
* - Height
* - Weight
* - Occupation

(This is the make up of their specific customizable Imaginary Friends "bio" or biography)"

What I want to know is if you can choose other personality traits like political preference, sexual orientation, attitude towards using the search feature, etc...

 

[jfields]

3. Could I choose what my imaginary friend looked like?

:laugh: ROTFLMFAO!!!

Yes! I have sex with mine every night. :sign:

 

[bfreebern]

This guy is trying to win Mokis contest.

 

[CigarStone]

3. Could I choose what my imaginary friend looked like?

:laugh: ROTFLMFAO!!!

Yes! I have sex with mine every night. :sign:

Me too!

Hooboy......I hope it's not the same imaginary friend! That would be like an imaginary ménage e trois or something and even after camping with you for three days, I don't like you that much!

 

[smokelaw1]

DAMN! I've been out of town, and now I have to run.
OK, so I'll save us some time.

I'll say something witty and biting....
You'll say something stupid.
Someone will point out that maybe we shouldn't be to hard on you.
You'll say something stupid.
I'll say something mean and sarcastic and terribly amusing.
You'll say something stupid.
I'll make some kind of reference to something that you don't understand.
Someone else will quote it with "ROTHLMFAO"
I'll say "Glad you caught that, I thought it was a good one"
You'll say something stupid.
I'll be mean again, likely referencing some kind of fish....you won't know why, again.
Someone else will quote THAT with "Yeah, this guy's a Level II for sure!"
A third party will say "LOL"
You'll say something REALLY stupid.
You'll make a comment like "u'd never say that to my face, easy to say it from behind a keybored. if your not hear for cegars, why are yuouj evin reeding my thread, asshole?"
Rod will ban you.

Whew. Another nOOb meltdown. This was fun, let's do it again soon, under a different username, shall we?


It's like playing chess in the park. I'll do this, you'll do thins, then I'll do this, you'll thnk about doing this, but you'll do this.....

 

[jfields]

3. Could I choose what my imaginary friend looked like?

:laugh: ROTFLMFAO!!!

Yes! I have sex with mine every night. :sign:

Me too!

Hooboy......I hope it's not the same imaginary friend! That would be like an imaginary ménage e trois or something and even after camping with you for three days, I don't like you that much!

JEFF! No you didn't just post that. :sign:

 

[preembargo]

Imaginary 2nds BLECH!!!

 

[grateful1]

DAMN! I've been out of town, and now I have to run.
OK, so I'll save us some time.

I'll say something witty and biting....
You'll say something stupid.
Someone will point out that maybe we shouldn't be to hard on you.
You'll say something stupid.
I'll say something mean and sarcastic and terribly amusing.
You'll say something stupid.
I'll make some kind of reference to something that you don't understand.
Someone else will quote it with "ROTHLMFAO"
I'll say "Glad you caught that, I thought it was a good one"
You'll say something stupid.
I'll be mean again, likely referencing some kind of fish....you won't know why, again.
Someone else will quote THAT with "Yeah, this guy's a Level II for sure!"
A third party will say "LOL"
You'll say something REALLY stupid.
You'll make a comment like "u'd never say that to my face, easy to say it from behind a keybored. if your not hear for cegars, why are yuouj evin reeding my thread, asshole?"
Rod will ban you.

Whew. Another nOOb meltdown. This was fun, let's do it again soon, under a different username, shall we?


It's like playing chess in the park. I'll do this, you'll do thins, then I'll do this, you'll thnk about doing this, but you'll do this.....

Dude - you need to take a vacation....try Vegas!

 

[CigarStone]

Imaginary 2nds BLECH!!!

With my imaginary friend, there are no seconds. She is new every time! And John is nowhere to be found!

 

[dannymer1974]

Why did I have to join around the same time as the apocolypse? I would like to apologize in advance.

 

[CigarStone]

Why did I have to join around the same time as the apocolypse? I would like to apologize in advance.

Look at it this way, all you have to do is be semi-normal and you will be a hero!

 

[SeeGars]

His prices on the padron Milleniums were high to say the least... YIKES