Second Installment

[smokelaw1]

It's that time again...(by which I mean Friday afternoon and bored)....
Ask Smokelaw1 a question. Is it about cigars? Is it about cars? Jars? Bars? It doesn't matter...because I likely won't know, and will not really give your question that much attention anyway.
Just remember, your answer does not consitute legal advice, good advice, correct answers or any level of thought. Quantum Mechanics was a hobby of mine until I found out I wasn't smart enough to be a fizzy-cyst. Then I found out I wasn't boring enough to be a philosopher, funny enough to be a comedian or creative enough to be a wild-eyed radical conspiracy theorist...so I went to law school.


GO!

 

[smokelaw1]

Fun useless post cancelled. I forgot I am leaving work in 5 mintues to go smoke a cigar.
Thanks everybody.

 

[Matt R]

Why didn't get a reacharound the last time?

 

[Michal]

did i win? ???

 

[smokelaw1]

OK, you left a pronoun out of your question. Try again next installment.

 

[insight]

SmokeLaw1:

What is a the difference between a level 1 and level 2 trauma surgeon?

 

[smokelaw1]

did i win? ???

Yes. Did you get the package yet?

The difference between a level one and two is simple.

You use my new knife if you are a level two: It is a COmbat Grade Fusion Battle Mistress by Busse COmbat

To give it a sense of scale, here it is next to my dog:

That doesn't give it a sense of scale at all, actually. It's friggen huge.

 

[bfreebern]

Why am I infatuated with women with big breasts?

 

[Rob_k]

Smokelaw:
if a train leaves the station at 2am, heads west for 300miles, what color hair does the lead conductor have?

 

[smokelaw1]

Why am I infatuated with women with big breasts?

Because, despite all evidence tot he contrary, you are heterosexual.

 

[smokelaw1]

Smokelaw:
if a train leaves the station at 2am, heads west for 300miles, what color hair does the lead conductor have?

Lead conductors don't have hair. It's in the manual.

 

[smokelaw1]

This was fun, but now I have to leave if I am going to make my cigar smoking appointment.

I wish I had thought of doing a dumb thread earlier.
Have a great weekend, everybody.

 

[Michal]

did i win? ???

Yes.

Yeah!

Did you get the package yet?

No, I did not.

 

[Rob_k]

Smokelaw:
if a train leaves the station at 2am, heads west for 300miles, what color hair does the lead conductor have?

Lead conductors don't have hair. It's in the manual.

WOW! I can't stump this guy...who was that masked man?

 

[bfreebern]

WOW! I can't stump this guy...who was that masked man?

He's a smart one for sure.

 

[NullSmurf]

Hell of a time to actually do some work!

 

[Hillbilly Steaks]

Josh had too much Turkey Jerky

 

[grateful1]

Why am I infatuated with women with big breasts?

Because, despite all evidence tot he contrary, you are heterosexual.

I always suspected Josh to be full of hot air....now I know it's true!




:sign:

 

[preembargo]

Why am I infatuated with women with big breasts?

Because, despite all evidence tot he contrary, you are heterosexual.

Anyone ever notice how Josh transposes the "T" key and the space bar when he's lying?

 

[Infinity]

It's a Cock Robin? That's the answer - what's the question?

Brian