PunchLibertad4Me
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She said: "The next thing John's bedroom door was open and he was covered in flames. "He said: "Jo, can you help me put this out?".
This is either utter BS or this is the calmest person ever. If I were a ball of flames, I would show a little more urgency in my requests, I think.
But then again, just how Happily Married was he? :laugh:She said: "The next thing John's bedroom door was open and he was covered in flames. "He said: "Jo, can you help me put this out?".
This is either utter BS or this is the calmest person ever. If I were a ball of flames, I would show a little more urgency in my requests, I think.
I'd revise the headline to read:
Really Stupid Old Man Vies for Darwin Award
"I say dear, I seem to have run into a bit of a sticky wicket. It seems I've gone and caught fire, what, what. Be a love and douse me straight away, there's a good lass. Ah, thank you love, now how about a spot of tea?"