Proof #1
Google is the closest thing to an Omnicscient (all knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified. She or he indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google the closestknown entity to being Omniscient, but she also sorts through this vast amount of knowledgeusing her patented PageRank Technology, organising said data and making it accessible to us mere mortals.
Proof #2
Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent). Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed WebPages hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will be able to access Google from anywhere on earth, truly making her an Omnipresent entity.
Proof #3
Google answers prayers. One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can quickly find information on akternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and onnovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but showing you is al she can do, for you must help yourself from that point on.
Proof #4
Google is potentially immortal. She cannot be considered a physical being such as ourselves. Her Algorithms are spread out across many servers; if any were taken down or damaged, another would undoutably take it's place. Google can theoretically last forever.
Proof #5
Google is infinite. The internet can theoretically grow forever, and Google will forever index it's infinite growth.
Proof #6
Google remembers all. Google caches WebPages regularly and stores them on it's massive servers. In fact, by uploading your thoughts and opinions to the internet, you will forever live on in Google's cache, even after you die, in a sort of "Google Afterlife".
Proof #7
Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenivolent) . Part of Google's corporate philosophy is the belief that a company can make money without beinf evil.
Proof #8
According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism", and "Judaism" combined.
Proof #9
Evidence of Google's existence is abundant. There is more evidence for the existence of Google than any other God worshipped today. Extraordinary claims require extreaordinary evidence. If seeing is believing, than surf over to www.google.com and experience for yourself Google's awesome power, No faith required.
All ye of small brain power should avoid taking any of this seriously!
Google is the closest thing to an Omnicscient (all knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified. She or he indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google the closestknown entity to being Omniscient, but she also sorts through this vast amount of knowledgeusing her patented PageRank Technology, organising said data and making it accessible to us mere mortals.
Proof #2
Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent). Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed WebPages hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will be able to access Google from anywhere on earth, truly making her an Omnipresent entity.
Proof #3
Google answers prayers. One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can quickly find information on akternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and onnovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but showing you is al she can do, for you must help yourself from that point on.
Proof #4
Google is potentially immortal. She cannot be considered a physical being such as ourselves. Her Algorithms are spread out across many servers; if any were taken down or damaged, another would undoutably take it's place. Google can theoretically last forever.
Proof #5
Google is infinite. The internet can theoretically grow forever, and Google will forever index it's infinite growth.
Proof #6
Google remembers all. Google caches WebPages regularly and stores them on it's massive servers. In fact, by uploading your thoughts and opinions to the internet, you will forever live on in Google's cache, even after you die, in a sort of "Google Afterlife".
Proof #7
Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenivolent) . Part of Google's corporate philosophy is the belief that a company can make money without beinf evil.
Proof #8
According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism", and "Judaism" combined.
Proof #9
Evidence of Google's existence is abundant. There is more evidence for the existence of Google than any other God worshipped today. Extraordinary claims require extreaordinary evidence. If seeing is believing, than surf over to www.google.com and experience for yourself Google's awesome power, No faith required.
All ye of small brain power should avoid taking any of this seriously!
