tomthirtysix
Wishing I was as cool as Phil
I was gifted this stick by a decent guy who runs with less than decent company. I was told it was mine, as long as I reviewed it. As anyone in the northeast will tell you, the weather rarely cooperated, even after the calendar went to "Spring."
I clipped the cigar at 1:43 pm, in anticipation of the arrival of spring. I looked skyward, I was greeted with a gentle breez and nary a cloud to be seen. Prelight draw presented me with an array of familiar spring tastes: fresh cut grass, tree buds, pollen, and Easter eggs.
The wrapper had a small blemish under the band. I fixed it with a piece of the cap I cut off. My heart soared as i got oatmeal, cardamon, basil and fruit loops from the first third. As it burned through, neither the hole, nor the patch job, presented problems. The second third presented a bounty of marjoram, coriander, green freeze pop, and essence of lavender.
As I nubbed it, I tasted burning fur, with a slight hint of placenta on the finish. There was also a hint of raspberry chocolate truffled skirt steak. Although it was a horrible stick, it was a pleasure smoking it. I thank you, nameless wonder, for the opportunity.

I clipped the cigar at 1:43 pm, in anticipation of the arrival of spring. I looked skyward, I was greeted with a gentle breez and nary a cloud to be seen. Prelight draw presented me with an array of familiar spring tastes: fresh cut grass, tree buds, pollen, and Easter eggs.

The wrapper had a small blemish under the band. I fixed it with a piece of the cap I cut off. My heart soared as i got oatmeal, cardamon, basil and fruit loops from the first third. As it burned through, neither the hole, nor the patch job, presented problems. The second third presented a bounty of marjoram, coriander, green freeze pop, and essence of lavender.

As I nubbed it, I tasted burning fur, with a slight hint of placenta on the finish. There was also a hint of raspberry chocolate truffled skirt steak. Although it was a horrible stick, it was a pleasure smoking it. I thank you, nameless wonder, for the opportunity.