Now we know why they were called "stimulus" checks

[Wurm]

http://www.ajc.com/business/content/busine...dult_sites.html

Seems Uncle Sam's economic stimulus checks are boosting an unlikely part of the economy.
Adult entertainment Web sites began seeing a spike in business shortly after the first wave of checks went out in mid-May, according to Adult Internet Market Research Co., a New York firm that tracks the adult online world.

:laugh: God Bless America!

*edit* Of course we all spent ours on cigars.... :whistling: :sign:

 

[bfreebern]

Garage sales or prostitution, about the only place to keep the money in the US.

 

[MoeCizlak]

Adult Internet Market Research Co? Are they hiring? :laugh:

 

[Breedy]

Adult Internet Market Research Co? Are they hiring? :laugh:

Humph... I'll offer my services as a Beta tester :blush: :blush:

 

[tsmckenney]

Garage sales or prostitution, about the only place to keep the money in the US.

For real. Won't be long before Congress bans garage sales.

 

[Niko]

What else is there to spend money on?? :sign:

 

[DePasta]

http://www.alleyinsider.com/2008/7/scandal...catch-your-eye-

 

[PuroEsq]

Garage sales or prostitution, about the only place to keep the money in the US.

For real. Won't be long before Congress bans garage sales.

You need to pay attention to what our government does best. They will not ban garage sales but rather they will tax them.

First you will need to get a license to operate a "Temporary Domestic Retail Establishment" and then you will have to complete at least twelve forms and multiple schedules on your tax return. Furthermore, you will have to make sure you have paid the SSI, SDI, and FICA on all family members who are working there with you. You will be required to carry a $1 million umbrella liability policy against any injuries that occur. Finally you will be required to add sales tax on all items sold.

Once that is done and proven to be a complete failure, or if Al Gore determines that garage sales are the main cause of global warming (or climate change or what ever they are calling it now) then it will be banned.

:sign:

 

[themoneycollector]

Garage sales or prostitution, about the only place to keep the money in the US.

For real. Won't be long before Congress bans garage sales.

You need to pay attention to what our government does best. They will not ban garage sales but rather they will tax them.

First you will need to get a license to operate a "Temporary Domestic Retail Establishment" and then you will have to complete at least twelve forms and multiple schedules on your tax return. Furthermore, you will have to make sure you have paid the SSI, SDI, and FICA on all family members who are working there with you. You will be required to carry a $1 million umbrella liability policy against any injuries that occur. Finally you will be required to add sales tax on all items sold.

Once that is done and proven to be a complete failure, or if Al Gore determines that garage sales are the main cause of global warming (or climate change or what ever they are calling it now) then it will be banned.

:sign:

Then you will be taxed for the global warming.

 

[LilBastage]

Garage sales or prostitution, about the only place to keep the money in the US.

For real. Won't be long before Congress bans garage sales.

You need to pay attention to what our government does best. They will not ban garage sales but rather they will tax them.

First you will need to get a license to operate a "Temporary Domestic Retail Establishment" and then you will have to complete at least twelve forms and multiple schedules on your tax return. Furthermore, you will have to make sure you have paid the SSI, SDI, and FICA on all family members who are working there with you. You will be required to carry a $1 million umbrella liability policy against any injuries that occur. Finally you will be required to add sales tax on all items sold.

Once that is done and proven to be a complete failure, or if Al Gore determines that garage sales are the main cause of global warming (or climate change or what ever they are calling it now) then it will be banned.

:sign:

In the city of Duluth, MN you already have to buy a permit and pay a fee if you have more than 2 garage sales at your residence in a 1 year period. You don't have to collect sales tax or pay SSI, etc., yet.