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NEWBIES UNITE!

Jonesy

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Mar 17, 2007
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Calling out all newbies. The preemptive strike that was in the plan to those of you I had talked to is now in motion. Unleash the firepower!!!!! We cannot let the FOG's show us up in this situation. We must stand together and fight back! Let the bombs fly boys!!!!!!
 
Calling out all newbies. The preemptive strike that was in the plan to those of you I had talked to is now in motion. Unleash the firepower!!!!! We cannot let the FOG's show us up in this situation. We must stand together and fight back! Let the bombs fly boys!!!!!!
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Quit while your ahead Brian. Ya'll don't have the arsenal to do any significant damage to anyone with a half decent humidor.

Most FOGs have plenty of dog rockets buried deep in their collection or have already sent them to unsuspecting newbs. They definitely don't need anymore...

:sign:
 
Quit while your ahead Brian. Ya'll don't have the arsenal to do any significant damage to anyone with a half decent humidor.

Most FOGs have plenty of dog rockets buried deep in their collection or have already sent them to unsuspecting newbs. They definitely don't need anymore...

:sign:


I get my Rockets for free from all the Dog Walkers :sign:
 
This is no longer just a strike on preembargo but a strike against all FOG's!! Empty the humi's, get out the boxes and tape, and jfields, you can get out your foam :laugh: . The time is upon us now to retaliate against the massive strike that has been launched against us. Find the geritol, depends, viagra, and old guy smokes so they will know with whom they are dealing. We must come together one and all to defend ourselves against this ruthless attack!
 
fu·til·i·ty /fyuˈtɪlɪti/
1. the quality of being futile; ineffectiveness; uselessness.
2. a trifle or frivolity: the large collection of futilities that clutter our minds.
3. a futile act or event.
 
[Dana Carvey Hans and Franz voice]
Waaaah, Waaaaaaah! The little newbies are angry. What are you going to do, little newbies? Waaaah, Waaaaaaah!
[/Dana Carvey Hans and Franz voice]




Wilkey


Edit: added more "waaaah's"
 
This is no longer just a strike on preembargo but a strike against all FOG's!! Empty the humi's, get out the boxes and tape, and jfields, you can get out your foam :laugh: . The time is upon us now to retaliate against the massive strike that has been launched against us. Find the geritol, depends, viagra, and old guy smokes so they will know with whom they are dealing. We must come together one and all to defend ourselves against this ruthless attack!



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<yawn>
 
Ummmmmmm.........if this is how it's gonna go, I'm headed for that big rock I was gonna hide under :(
 
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