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NEWBIE WAR 2009!

You yardbirds are full of it. Fact is your CO got the clap a week ago and had to stand down.

Doc.
 
Well, you just had to go and do it.
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Here I was, sitting all snuggled in my Zombie killing world. Dreaming of salmon slaying this summer. Thinking of the Wine Herf in April. Trying to stay warm.

One little noobie stike, I can forgive (nice strike too, BTW) I picked myself up, dusted myself off, and went back to ignoring this little 'police action'. But it still counts as "strike one"

So today I come home, and there's yet another box in the bombproof safe. The Wifely Unit© didn't even bother to call me, she just put it in and figured I'd get it this morning when I got off shift. Another very nice strike (is it me, or is the quality of the n00bie strikes improving year by year? :laugh: ) but it's "strike two"

I even passed on a recruitment drive for Fog Warriors, thinking I was gonna retire from this silliness. But... you brought it on yourselves.





Gentlemen... as I change into my hunting clothes, allow me to yell - STRIKE THREE IS ON ME!
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Swissy said:
Well, you just had to go and do it.
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Here I was, sitting all snuggled in my Zombie killing world. Dreaming of salmon slaying this summer. Thinking of the Wine Herf in April. Trying to stay warm.

One little noobie stike, I can forgive (nice strike too, BTW) I picked myself up, dusted myself off, and went back to ignoring this little 'police action'. But it still counts as "strike one"

So today I come home, and there's yet another box in the bombproof safe. The Wifely Unit© didn't even bother to call me, she just put it in and figured I'd get it this morning when I got off shift. Another very nice strike (is it me, or is the quality of the n00bie strikes improving year by year? :laugh: ) but it's "strike two"

I even passed on a recruitment drive for Fog Warriors, thinking I was gonna retire from this silliness. But... you brought it on yourselves.



Gentlemen... as I change into my hunting clothes, allow me to yell - STRIKE THREE IS ON ME!
die_n00b.jpg

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I think we need to send out a little something to Swissy for that shirt that he so thoughtfully came up with. So I found these. The Opus MiniMe. 3"x20. All the tobacco from the "A" and the stronger than the Power Ranger in a tiny little package just for him.
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LMAO
 
Devil Doc said:
BATTLE STATIONS​

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DC# 0103 8555 7496 4454 5797

Doc.
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WARNING WARNING WARNING. Fellow newbs take cover this man does not play fair. I am still severly wounded from his last attack. Implement code "take cover and regroup". :(


Smokyballs said:
pembroke3355 said:
I may have to demote Spivy. Where are my Macs :laugh:
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Demotion is not nessasary, he's dead!
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Spivy can I have your humidor before he kills you. I am only about a 30 minute drive away. I can be there early this evening. Sounds like your death warrant has been signed. :laugh:

Just so the FOG's know. Operation PAYLOAD is coming together as we speak. You should be ready to pay your last respects to this FOG. :whistling:
 
Swifty said:
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Tick, Tick, Tick..............................
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I tried to warn my wife not to go to the mailbox today, but she didn't listen. I had just enough time to inspect the shrapnel before rushing her to the MASH. This injustice will not go unpunished.
 
Alright. Hold the phones. I think someone dragged me into this... and I don't know why. I'm not even sure it was a member of this board. I am completely confused.

All I know... some unlucky sum'bitch is going down for the count come Monday.

Edit: You have been warned.

Edit 2: No seriously, who did this? I'm so confused....
 
I have called in extra security. I have put a not with the misses if anything should happen to me, send sticks to don. I will continue firing until I am down.
 
I am on the better late than never bombing run, there will be a package out to someone special on Monday followed by another later couple later in the week
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Bu11dog said:
I am on the better late than never bombing run, there will be a package out to someone special on Monday followed by another later couple later in the week
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Nothing wrong with delayed launches and multiple warheads. :thumbs:
 
mmburtch said:
I just got conformation of a hit so far behind your lines that the noob called me to see what happened. :cool:
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Your target called me to tell me "I got bombed by somebody from CP, come dig me out!" He asked me whodunit? :whistling:

Gonna be fun watching him scramble for a couple of days trying to figure it out.

Nice hit, BTW.
 
So much for keeping my head down and maintaining a low profile! Mr. Smith............mufflerman, is this how you repay kindness, with fatties? I will reluctantly set the torch to these bad boys!

Well played and now it's retaliation time!
 
Putz Mulligan said:
So much for keeping my head down and maintaining a low profile! Mr. Smith............mufflerman, is this how you repay kindness, with fatties? I will reluctantly set the torch to these bad boys!

Well played and now it's retaliation time!
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You deserve it sucker :0! Very nice play Charlie is very deserving!!

Jim
 
I'm their latest target... SPIVY sent me a very well thought out package of not just cigars, very thoughtfully done and well researched. Thank you, sir!
 
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