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NEWBIE WAR 2009!

Dammit!! I was hit by a land mine! I walked by it twice, because it was tucked behind the salt bucket. It got me the 3rd time.


Whoever is using the cover of being a Cust service rep in Tolland, Ct...you are out of control! I looked at the box thinking, "WTH did I order now?" I opened it to find a good number of tasty looking sticks.

Sincerely, thank you much.....sneaky bastage. ;)

There, fixed it for you!

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HAHAHA...I swear I had "Cust" there before...damn sausage fingers.

Damn, newbs are getting all nervous!

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You guys are some crazy SOB's! This is providing a very entertaining read :laugh:


So you are enjoying this? We make you laugh? You think we're funny?

Let me assure you that there is nothing but seriousness when it comes to our bombs.


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You guys are some crazy SOB's! This is providing a very entertaining read :laugh:


So you are enjoying this? We make you laugh? You think we're funny?

Let me assure you that there is nothing but seriousness when it comes to our bombs.


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Damn that is one good looking football. :laugh:


Wow! I bet Ward and Holmes are waiting on the other end of the field with their Xikar's ready :love:

Nick
 
You guys are some crazy SOB's! This is providing a very entertaining read :laugh:


So you are enjoying this? We make you laugh? You think we're funny?

Let me assure you that there is nothing but seriousness when it comes to our bombs.


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Damn that is one good looking football. :laugh:


Wow! I bet Ward and Holmes are waiting on the other end of the field with their Xikar's ready :love:

Nick

Smokin pass huh?
 
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There will be twin mushroom clouds over California. FOG's beware!!
 
So, I'm minding my own business when I hear a weird noise from outside. I open my front door and where my mailbox used to be, I saw this.
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I got hit by an ISOM-ICBM. It hurt at first. It was launched by an anonymous FOG from California. I got hit hard Many thanks. An don't worry about the front of my house. My wife was looking for an excuse to do some landscaping. LOL
 
So, I'm minding my own business when I hear a weird noise from outside. I open my front door and where my mailbox used to be, I saw this.
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I got hit by an ISOM-ICBM. It hurt at first. It was launched by an anonymous FOG from California. I got hit hard Many thanks. An don't worry about the front of my house. My wife was looking for an excuse to do some landscaping. LOL

Cannot let these damn FOG,s get away with this :laugh: Damn nice hit and major destruction. :thumbs:
 
Damn that hurt (TY Jack Straw). Recovering from the destruction, and ready to fire again. 2nd strike capability is a bitty.

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I have sustained a major hit. Someone with clown shoes. I have bomb squad here dismantling the bomb. Will report back when and if I survive.
 
Do you know how hard it is to navigate the internet and type with just your left hand when you are right handed?

I do, BR blow off my right arm this morning with his well aimed attack.

He did give me a piece of advise, " A word to the wise.... Never bring a knife to a gun fight!!"

Well, Bobby, It was awesome hit. Their intelligence department must be working overtime. Thank you, Sir

I will take your advice, and the FOGS can thank you for their destruction they are about to experience!

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First Sergeant is down. Clown Shoes has breached the perimeter and has placed a deadly bomb.

I can only say thank you that the destruction was not larger. Smokyballs thank you.

Ed
 
Do you know how hard it is to navigate the internet and type with just your left hand when you are right handed?

I do, BR blow off my right arm this morning with his well aimed attack.

He did give me a piece of advise, " A word to the wise.... Never bring a knife to a gun fight!!"

Well, Bobby, It was awesome hit. Their intelligence department must be working overtime. Thank you, Sir

I will take your advice, and the FOGS can thank you for their destruction they are about to experience!

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LOL... :laugh:

Enjoy the sticks!

Rob
 
Geez, I hate to hit a newbie when he's down, but I think a couple of you better get your shit back together over the next day or so...
 
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