I was out of town on Wednesday. I called home to find that a package had arrived. My first thought was that I must have somehow missed someone's entry fee for the Anejo/OpusX Superbowl Pool. Like a dumb ass I had my wife go ahead and open it. When she was able to pick up the phone again I was told that other than the contents there was only a return address. I told her to e-mail it to me. Apparently, she was too busy having finger reattachment surgery to do it before I got home.
I'm back! Mr. "Cigar NInja". I suggest you take a listen to
THIS SONG and prepare accordingly.