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NEWBIE WAR 2009!

Nice hits so far, but dont get comfortable...


Very true statement. We still have bombs that are yet to land yet. Wave 2 have not even started yet. So some of you FOG,s who are saying I came out it this with little damage better beware. No one is off limits. :whistling:


How true that is. We've got a whole lot of bunker busters locked on to FOG Man Caves across the nation. I expect total devastation.

You FOG's will have no choice but to come crawling out of the wreckage waving the flag.
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Ready....Aim.....FIRE!! :whistling:

USPS 0308-1400-0000-7633-5251

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Edited: I failed the link :(
 
It's good to be Santa's Lead Elf :thumbs:


:cool:
That's cheating, all information should be burned after ss is over. you have an unfair advantage. (ps I'm going to pm you when i need addresses for bombs this summer kthnxbye)


Do you think anyone would pay any mind to the US attacking with all of the incredible technology available to our military and calling it "cheating"? :rolleyes:

Having the SS list at our disposal would be called the advantage of being a FOG. ;)

You chumps haven't yet figured out who you're messing with. But you're quickly learning... :laugh:
 
It's good to be Santa's Lead Elf :thumbs:


:cool:
That's cheating, all information should be burned after ss is over. you have an unfair advantage. (ps I'm going to pm you when i need addresses for bombs this summer kthnxbye)


Do you think anyone would pay any mind to the US attacking with all of the incredible technology available to our military and calling it "cheating"? :rolleyes:

Having the SS list at our disposal would be called the advantage of being a FOG. ;)

You chumps haven't yet figured out who you're messing with. But you're quickly learning... :laugh:

Don't worry, we have extensive research on the location of our opponent. Their resistance will be futile.

Ed
 
I guess I was next on the list! Somebody with unbelievable taste, resources and quite a way with words just humbled me. I have to give a huge kudos to you sir, you are obviously a worth adversary. I have not been following this thread that closely but children should not play with matches.

A few things to those who think they are anonymous:

You should hand print your labels! You thinking cutting your name off is quite the trick. But truth be told that my brother is the postmaster here in Rio Rancho and can track an account to your address by tracking and ACCOUNT number :cool:

"Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

-- Monty Python, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
 
I think I might have been grazed, could have been a gnat though. Nice try clown shoes!
 
FIRE 1 0308 3390 0000 8213 5751


That's going to leave a mark!!! ...and I know who's feeling my pain now!!! :laugh:

I guess I was next on the list! Somebody with unbelievable taste, resources and quite a way with words just humbled me. I have to give a huge kudos to you sir, you are obviously a worth adversary. I have not been following this thread that closely but children should not play with matches.

A few things to those who think they are anonymous:

You should hand print your labels! You thinking cutting your name off is quite the trick. But truth be told that my brother is the postmaster here in Rio Rancho and can track an account to your address by tracking and ACCOUNT number :cool:

"Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

-- Monty Python, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

Uh, oh... Nice going newbs... Ya done woke a sleeping giant...

...and here comes the "Holy Handgrenade"[sup]©[/sup]!!! :laugh:
 
READY AIM FIRE

DC 0308 1400 0001 0772 9264 :whistling:


edit to see my stuid mistakes on the font size. Newbie mistake :blush: need to learn
 
Approaching target coords....stand by weapon release...Master Arm: ON....doors opening.... :whistling:
 
I guess I was next on the list! Somebody with unbelievable taste, resources and quite a way with words just humbled me. I have to give a huge kudos to you sir, you are obviously a worth adversary. I have not been following this thread that closely but children should not play with matches.

A few things to those who think they are anonymous:

You should hand print your labels! You thinking cutting your name off is quite the trick. But truth be told that my brother is the postmaster here in Rio Rancho and can track an account to your address by tracking and ACCOUNT number :cool:

"Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

-- Monty Python, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

Uh oh, someone woke up Mr. 9 ft penis. Nicely done!
 
FIRE 1 0308 3390 0000 8213 5751


That's going to leave a mark!!! ...and I know who's feeling my pain now!!! :laugh:


Could not think of a more deserving target. :thumbs:

It's good to be Santa's Lead Elf :thumbs:


:cool:
That's cheating, all information should be burned after ss is over. you have an unfair advantage. (ps I'm going to pm you when i need addresses for bombs this summer kthnxbye)


Do you think anyone would pay any mind to the US attacking with all of the incredible technology available to our military and calling it "cheating"? :rolleyes:

Having the SS list at our disposal would be called the advantage of being a FOG. ;)

You chumps haven't yet figured out who you're messing with. But you're quickly learning... :laugh:

You FOG,s do have some great intel but I also have a very good list. :whistling:


I guess I was next on the list! Somebody with unbelievable taste, resources and quite a way with words just humbled me. I have to give a huge kudos to you sir, you are obviously a worth adversary. I have not been following this thread that closely but children should not play with matches.

A few things to those who think they are anonymous:

You should hand print your labels! You thinking cutting your name off is quite the trick. But truth be told that my brother is the postmaster here in Rio Rancho and can track an account to your address by tracking and ACCOUNT number :cool:

"Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

-- Monty Python, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

Believe me you are not out of the woods yet. Wave one has not even been completed. This is a multi prong attack. :whistling:
 
Fatboy? That's what my wife calls... Anyway, I thought that I would let you girls know that using nonparticipating members to deliver your pathetic excuses for bombs will result in me totally destroying the messenger! Brent is not going to like what I will do to him just because you were too afraid of me.

Carry on with your oh so scary emoticons.


Ok now!!! Being a girl and all and being a NEWB in a previous war (and still a NEWB) I resent that remark, or do I resemble???? darn it!

I guess all is fair in love and War!!! Good luck to you newbs.......
 
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