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newbie pass

Thanks all,

Will do my best to follow all rules, play nice, blah blah :D

Please please keep in mind I am super new so any guidance would be helpful.
Other than that, thanks again for letting me in.
Robert

PS: Shawn I just sent over my addy
 
some good news and some bad news
Good news is CI sent out package today, bad news it won't get here until close to end of week, if it gets here by Wed, will go out Thurs
if it gets in Thurs should i send out Fri knowing it will be in mail for 4 days or wait till Mon to mail
Shawn
 
Just wait till Monday if it gets there Thursday. No reason to have your smokes staled because USPS is closed :thumbs:
 
the order will be here in the morn. pass will be sent out Mon. morn
get ready
Shawn
 
When the pass gets sent out, then does this thread get moved to the "Cigar Passes In Progress" forum?
 
Oh man, I should have been following this closer.

Man CC.....you do have a comedic side...
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CC's not funny, this is all just stuff that has happened. He just thinks hes getting FOG enough to sit down by the fire with the grand kids and tell stories all night. :p

1. Steal the premium cigars and then say they were never in the box "Hey, the guy before me must have taken them!!" 
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Not Funny Unfortunatly

2. Steal the Sharpies and send them to DaveWF, he collects them 
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Funny - Even better is to just trade sharpies as a put and take. Pale colors like yellow are worth less then a black, but I went with a blue and got away with it fine. For best results though make sure DaveWF is the pass host.

3. Include a roll of packing tape in the box. Then watch the next person in line ask "Hey, once I seal up the box with the roll of packing tape, how do I get it back INSIDE the box?"    
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Funny - Hilarious actually.

4. When the box gets beat up, just put on another ten layers of packing tape, see just how long you can make that box last 
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Funny - Can be funny as long as it works, sometimes doesn't though. NOT recomended.

5. If the pass is packed with "peanuts" dump the whole box on the floor. When you are ready to re-pack, sweep up the "peanuts" with a dust pan and brush and be sure to include dirt, dog hair, toe nail clippings and dead insects 
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Not Funny - Foam blocks and bubble wrap are popular for a reason. For best results contact Styx n Stoned for the best way to pack and organize a pass. The man has no equals in that department. Undisputably the king. Check out the "**** on at Work" pass to read his rave reviews.

6. Be sure NOT to leave your TV remote control in the pass box with the cigars 
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Funny!! - You wouldn't believe how long this little puzzle took to get solved.

7. Just for fun, label the top of the box "Open other end"  this'll keep 'em guessing
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Funny - Even better is to put "Open This End" on both ends. :thumbs:

8. If you are even in a pass and the person you are sending the pass to is vewyphishy, be sure to INSURE the pass because chances are the moron mail carrier in his town will deliver it to the Dell Computer warehouse and the bigger idiot employed by Dell named "Ms. Smart" (now how about THAT for a name for a stupid person  ) who will sign for the package won't read it and realize that it does not belong there. Trust me, the box will never be seen again.
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NOT FUNNY!! - This sucked bad. The funnier option when sending to Vewyphishy is to trade out every single stick he was interested in before he even has a chance at them! Do it twice in a row and see what kind of noises he makes. Now thats what I call fun. He'll make so much noise he'll have to start sippin on shut up juice. :thumbs: :D :D :D

9. If someone was crazy enough to use one of those really cool humidification units with beads, swap that for a dirty sponge and keep that Climmax unit for YOURSELF!! 
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Well This one all depends on the crazy person involved I would say.

Man, I can't believe I almost missed out on this. CC, you need to put together a "Best of Cigar Pass" site or book or something. This was pretty fun remembering some of this stuff. Good memory there buddy.
 
:thumbs: The wait is over! Does this now need moved down to passes in progress?
 
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