Just send him an all expenses paid trip to SF with his lover Elittle...
IMO, I don't know you so you should watch your mouth. If you have a problem with that, I'm not far from the east bay, maybe we could meet up and discuss it or something.
Sorry if that post upset you. I was just messing around, and meant no disrespect. Maybe I should have posted a smiley behind it to show I was just kidding.
ETA - If by "meeting up and discussing it" you mean enjoying a cigar and a beer or other libation, I would be all for that (I would even drive out to your local lounge, or smoking spot). If you are meaning to beat me with a bat, then I would have to respectfully decline.