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Newb in need of help

and if you can get a bereavement fare, many airlines accept partial payment from your miles. If you can get a booking and prove it to me, I'll kick some miles your way.
 
Again I am thankful for all the advice, and it will be a while b4 I post anything here, I will read read and continue to read and reply to interesting subjects, My wife's friend came through and that was really cool. I again appreciate any continued prayers, If it seemed as if I was requesting a handout, I don't think I ever asked anyone for thier bank account or credit info or for cash. My only request was that if anyone had a resolution, My most sincere apologies to all, I will retract any previous comments.


Someone give me a gold star for the biggest newb dodo award. :(

We will be getting a chance to visit and I'll post pics so that way people don't think I was BSing.

Happy Smokes to all.

Peace, Ceasar
 
Spad31 said:
*makes popcorn*

Oh, this oughta be good.... :laugh:
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Look at the posts before yours. If this is all you really have to contribute, you shouldn't be posting.



I hope your Grandmother's health improves, Montoya.
 
Nimrod said:
Ceaser, I feel sorry for your grandmother. Not because she is sick, but because she is related to you, a worthless piece of dirt.
I bet your mother and father are disappointed too.

In my book. You are a dirt bag.
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This.
 
MoeCizlak said:
theroberthogan said:
Guys, I've been here a few months now and sent some smokes to a couple of you guys. With that in mind, can you pay my mortgage for the next 29 years? I would really appreciate the help.

In serious though, if this is serious though then there should be plenty of places in Denver to get some quick cash for a bus ticket. Sell blood or sperm, pawn what ever valuables you have, hit up one of those payday loan places.

Side story...early in 2001 I had enough cash to fly from Sydney to Los Angeles but not enough to get me back to Ohio. I was crashing on a friends couch, and he had a female friend that was trying to get the cash to get Orlando. She went out and sucked a few [censored to keep this family friendly] and I hitchhiked. The point is we both got were we wanted to go without asking a bunch of total strangers for a cash handout.
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I cannot stop laughing at this. She blew strangers but at least she can hold her head high and proclaim proudly that she didn't have to beg for money. :laugh: Welcome home honey.
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I hope she at the very least rinsed her mouth out before you kissed her :whistling:
 
Hey mate! Good to have you back!



anvil said:
MoeCizlak said:
theroberthogan said:
Guys, I've been here a few months now and sent some smokes to a couple of you guys. With that in mind, can you pay my mortgage for the next 29 years? I would really appreciate the help.

In serious though, if this is serious though then there should be plenty of places in Denver to get some quick cash for a bus ticket. Sell blood or sperm, pawn what ever valuables you have, hit up one of those payday loan places.

Side story...early in 2001 I had enough cash to fly from Sydney to Los Angeles but not enough to get me back to Ohio. I was crashing on a friends couch, and he had a female friend that was trying to get the cash to get Orlando. She went out and sucked a few [censored to keep this family friendly] and I hitchhiked. The point is we both got were we wanted to go without asking a bunch of total strangers for a cash handout.
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I cannot stop laughing at this. She blew strangers but at least she can hold her head high and proclaim proudly that she didn't have to beg for money. :laugh: Welcome home honey.
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I hope she at the very least rinsed her mouth out before you kissed her :whistling:
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NullSmurf said:
JHolmes763 said:
Spad31 said:
*makes popcorn*

Oh, this oughta be good.... :laugh:
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Look at the posts before yours. If this is all you really have to contribute, you shouldn't be posting.



I hope your Grandmother's health improves, Montoya.
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Good thing we have you to lend empathy and police the threads.
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Boy I miss visiting on a regular basis. Look at what I miss.

People this is why you should never drink and write at the same time!

Unbelievable! Is this PURO in disguise?
 
Poor caesar has deleted/edited his initial post. Thanks to Elittle for being the first to reference it for the record. We don't erase stupid here caesar... Gram would not approve.

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CMontoya79 said:
Again I am thankful for all the advice, and it will be a while b4 I post anything here, I will read read and continue to read and reply to interesting subjects, My wife's friend came through and that was really cool. I again appreciate any continued prayers, If it seemed as if I was requesting a handout, I don't think I ever asked anyone for thier bank account or credit info or for cash. My only request was that if anyone had a resolution, My most sincere apologies to all, I will retract any previous comments.


Someone give me a gold star for the biggest newb dodo award. :(

We will be getting a chance to visit and I'll post pics so that way people don't think I was BSing.

Happy Smokes to all.

Peace, Ceasar
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This is like something right out of a Seinfeld episode.
 
Gonz said:
CMontoya79 said:
Again I am thankful for all the advice, and it will be a while b4 I post anything here, I will read read and continue to read and reply to interesting subjects, My wife's friend came through and that was really cool. I again appreciate any continued prayers, If it seemed as if I was requesting a handout, I don't think I ever asked anyone for thier bank account or credit info or for cash. My only request was that if anyone had a resolution, My most sincere apologies to all, I will retract any previous comments.


Someone give me a gold star for the biggest newb dodo award. :(

We will be getting a chance to visit and I'll post pics so that way people don't think I was BSing.

Happy Smokes to all.

Peace, Ceasar
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This is like something right out of a Seinfeld episode.
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Maybe his brain has been in the pool... :laugh:
 
Wow....absolutely unreal. Ceasar, you DID ask for a handout indirectly, so don't even come here saying you didn't. What the fuc* was the point of making this thread in the first place if you didn't come for a handout. I've been on this board for years and another one for even longer, and I wouldn't ask ANYONE for a handout EVER. The fact that you think after 9 days you are free to ask for $500? HA. You are a douchebag my friend and know absolutely sh*t about the cigar world.

Oh, and stop your bitching for the 'stupidest newb award'. Yes, you are the DUMBEST member to ever join CP..congrats, now shut the fu*k up and stop wasting Rod's bandwith. :rolleyes:


....oh and my pet rabbit just died...can I get some advice on how to raise money to fly him to LA to be buried?
 
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