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New Year Pass

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

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How do you fix a woman's watch?

You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

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Why do men break wind more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

A woman who won't do what she's told.

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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.

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Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.

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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.

Then God created Man and rested.

Then God created Woman.

Since then, neither God nor Man has rested
 
Package is Wisconson bound. My wife shipped it this morning. :thumbs: I'll post the DC later. Here's the DC as well as my "bonehead" story.

DC = 0303 1910 0000 8031 0562

Bonehead story... I'm arranging my humidor tonight when I realize that I still have the Opus X that supposedly put for the SS... still in the baggie and labeled "61." I'm assuming that the SS is still in the pass box.:(

WrenchASE, if you want the Opus X I'll send it to you along with a few extras. Would you be so kind as to send the back SS to me? Man, I feel stupid.
 
We had way too much fun I guess.Hard to keep track of all the cigars in B.S Jr's cigar room/ computer room /musicroom/You need a table in there man! D
 
Big Slim Junior said:
WrenchASE, if you want the Opus X I'll send it to you along with a few extras. Would you be so kind as to send the back SS to me? Man, I feel stupid.
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It's no problem to send the SS back to you if you want to send the Opus (no need to toss any extras in though, but thanks for the offer :) )

Arlen
 
WrenchASE said:
Big Slim Junior said:
WrenchASE, if you want the Opus X I'll send it to you along with a few extras.  Would you be so kind as to send the back SS to me?  Man, I feel stupid.
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It's no problem to send the SS back to you if you want to send the Opus (no need to toss any extras in though, but thanks for the offer :) )

Arlen
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Thanks. Let me know if the SS is still in the box. Like Davela said, my computer/cigar/music room is pretty cramped and I hope I didn't just gap it out in all my clutter. We used one of my bass cases propped on a PC for our working space. :)
 
The box arrived today. Everything looks great. :thumbs:

Puts:

#64 AF Opus X Super Belicoso
#65 Monte Afrique Uhuru
#66 H. Upmann Connoisseur Cabinet #10
#67 RyJ Vintage II

Takes:

#61 FFOX

Host Bag

Af Opus X Petit Lancero

I should be able to get this on the road tomorrow. Thanks to DDD for letting me play. :thumbs:

Big Slim

The SS was still in the box. I've pulled it out and will get it in the mail to you.

Arlen
 
Nice play :thumbs: Feel free to take some more out. My birthday isn't for another 5 days :p
 
Here are the sticks

1. 5 Vegas Corona
2. 5 Vegas Torpedo
4. Aristoff Master of the Universe
10. La Aurora Cetra
11. La Aurora Cetra
12. La Aurora Maduro Series Robusto
13. La Aurora Maduro Series Robusto
16. La Perla Blond Torpedo
17. La Perla Classic Torpedo
19. Macanudo Baron De Rothschild Cafe
22. Punch After Dinner
24. Sancho Panza
25. American Pride - Army churchill
27. Fonseca KDT Cadetes (ISOM)
28. Fonseca KDT Cadetes (ISOM)
32. Carbonell Corona
38. Don Tomas Candela Churchill
39. Hamilton's Reserve Don Jorge
42. Carlos Torano 1959 Exodus Robuso
44. Licenciados Wavell Natural
45. Perdomo Cantero
46. Leon Jimenes Robusto De Luxe
47. Punch Royal Coronation
48. Chavon Robusto
49. Fuente Chateau Fuente
53. CAO Gold Torpedo
54. A. Fuente Hemingway Signature
55. Montecristo Platium Royal Delecroix
56. Punch Rare Corojo Pita
57. Gurkha Regent Robusto
58. AF Don Carlos Robusto
59. H. Upmann Grande Maduro Tube
60. Gurkha Centurian Double X
62. Torano Reserva Selecta Robusto Tube
63. Henry Clay Fantasia Tube
64. AF Opus X Super Belicoso
65. Monte Afrique Uhuru
66. H. Upmann Connoisseur Cabinet #10
67. RyJ Vintage II


Host Bag (Hands Off :p )
Fuente Chateau Fuente SG
Fuente Flor Fina 858 Maduro
CAO La' Anniversaire
Don Carlos Dbl Robusto
SRO
2 x Joya de Nicaragua Grand Robustos
Punch Rare Corojo Double Corona
MC #2 ISOM
Af Opus X Petit Lancero


Progress of passers

1. Shuji (TX) Completed :D
2. roboref (NM) - Completed :D
3. Backslide420 (CO) Completed :D
4. Bat Chief (WA) Completed :D
5. Big Slim Junior (MN) Completed :D
6. davela (MN) Completed :D
7. WrenchASE (WI) Completed :D
8. Snowdust (MI) ON DECK
9. Gunpowder (IN)
10. Bobbyson1a (NJ)
11. coventrycat86 (CT)
12. Lumberg (MD)
13. blair (VA)
14. Big100HD (VA)
15. gr8full2day (GA)
16. Cigah_smoka (FL)
17. geldor1 (FL)
18. Triple D (LA)

Snowdust marks the halfway point :thumbs:
 
WrenchASE said:
The box arrived today. Everything looks great. :thumbs:

Puts:

#64 AF Opus X Super Belicoso
#65 Monte Afrique Uhuru
#66 H. Upmann Connoisseur Cabinet #10
#67 RyJ Vintage II

Takes:

#61 FFOX

Host Bag

Af Opus X Petit Lancero

I should be able to get this on the road tomorrow. Thanks to DDD for letting me play. :thumbs:

Big Slim

The SS was still in the box. I've pulled it out and will get it in the mail to you.

Arlen
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Sweet. I'll get the OX on the road as well. Thanks. :thumbs:
 
This is looking great! Can't wait for my turn. I've got my eye on a few. Hope they make it to me! :D
 
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