Hahahahahahha!!
That's called LAZY. Sheeeeesh.
I'm not gonna make it working for the state....so.....I'm working on my 2nd house. I buy one (3-2-2) that has potential, rip out the carpet, paint it, REPLACE THE SWITCH COVERS, recarpet, move in, and finish it up over the next 1-2 years with the little details....then sell it and find the next one. I would do it quicker, but I can't afford to live at one and work on a 2nd.
Provides equity so that we can get the heck out of town and build our own and I can go back to trainin' horses.