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Miss Teen USA hopeful

I like dumb blondes...didn't marry one, but I've dated a few.

I'd like to show her a map! ;)
 
I bet she babbles on and on like that when you're shoving the meat hammer into her tiny pink starfish. That'd be about the time I'd spin her around and gag her with the glistening sword of meaty love until she STFU.
 
I bet she babbles on and on like that when you're shoving the meat hammer into her tiny pink starfish. That'd be about the time I'd spin her around and gag her with the glistening sword of meaty love until she STFU.

We've all missed you Matt :p
 
Yep, there's nothing like a post from MattR in a thread like this to take it to a whole new level! I'm still waiting for the photoshopped pic just like he did with that Esplendido girl. :thumbs:
 
You'll have to use your imagination this time....

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she may have read this book before answering her question...
 
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