Man Rules, pick a number 1-112

[oke&coke]

For today I feel like 60.

 

[tomthirtysix]

#20

 

[thinde]

17

 

[Napa_Smokes]

Lets try 78

 

[thinde]

26

 

[grateful1]

27

 

[bfreebern]

You gotta get this added.  Anytime a buddy is trying to win a bet, by having carnal knowledge of a woman on premises, you must sing along in his attempt to score:
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLzVbz2HHzo

 

[sterlingnotes]

87

 

[thinde]

29

 

[grateful1]

30

 

[thinde]

Gary takes 34.....30 was previously taken.

 

[oke&coke]

94

 

[Bayamos]

96 ?

[SIZE=12pt]96. A best man's toast may not include any of the following phrases, "down in Tijuana", "one time when we were all piss drunk", or "and this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw". [/SIZE]
 

 

[Bayamos]

For today I feel like 60.

[SIZE=12pt]60. No man may ever sell a beer to a friend. It’s understood that said friend will repay beer with beer later. Under no circumstance may the replacement beer be of a lesser quality. [/SIZE]
 

#20

17

[SIZE=12pt]17. When toasting with beers you clank with the bottom. [/SIZE]
 

Lets try 78

[SIZE=12pt]78. While smiling, no man shall stick his tongue between his teeth. [/SIZE]
 

26

[SIZE=12pt]26. All men must eat meat. A shitload of meat. If not borderline carnivore. For no reason should a man ever be a vegetarian, or eat sick shit like tofu. Also no man should consume any food with the terms "diet", "fat free", or any other healthy suggesting terms for the sake of "watching his weight" or dieting. [/SIZE]
 

 

[Bayamos]

27

[SIZE=12pt]27. Every man is required to learn some form of Poker before he dies. [/SIZE]
 

You gotta get this added.  Anytime a buddy is trying to win a bet, by having carnal knowledge of a woman on premises, you must sing along in his attempt to score:
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLzVbz2HHzo

CLASSIC!

87

[SIZE=12pt]87. When in a public shower, no man will look below the shoulders. Also, no eye-to-eye contact for more than one second is allowed. If eye contact occurs, nod upwards, and look away. [/SIZE]
 
 

29

[SIZE=12pt]29. No man should ever hook up with his best friend's girl, no matter how hot she is. This is in effect while they are dating or "together." If they are separated refer to Law 3 for the proper way to handle the situation. (Side Advice: Less guilt is involved if she comes on to you)[/SIZE]
 

30

Gary takes 34.....30 was previously taken.

Just went though my files, couldn't come up with the copy of your power of attorney...
 

94

[SIZE=12pt]94. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence. [/SIZE]

 

 

[Setharsis]

39

 

[Bayamos]

39

[SIZE=12pt]39. No more crushing of empty beer cans or your forehead. Modern, thinner cans make the feat less impressive than with cans of years past. [/SIZE]
 

 

[modo22]

44 if you will.

 

[Napa_Smokes]

35

 

[thinde]

34