Man Rules, pick a number 1-112

[Bayamos]

31, - Every man should watch sports center at least once a day, though multiple viewings are recommended so that one can hold his own in any debate on sports that may arise that day.

3

 
[SIZE=12pt]3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her it’s a 6 day waiting period. [/SIZE]
 

7

 
[SIZE=12pt]7. If a girl and a guy are not officially dating then it can't be considered cheating. However...if the guy cheats with a girl that is less attractive to the one he is originally interested in then he is either... A) Drunk or B) Dumbass. This then gives the original girl the right to either get mad or laugh at you. [/SIZE]
 

97

 
97. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination, beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "bullshit!" (exception: when trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%)

51

[SIZE=12pt]51. It is acceptable for a man to publicly situate and/or scratch himself in the region of the gonads. If at a formal conference, then do so discretely. If at a football party, scratch away, just no handshakes. [/SIZE]
 

55

[SIZE=12pt]55. Always accept beer from a stranger, but only if unopened/capped. [/SIZE]
 

10

[SIZE=12pt]10. No heavy fornication in a friend's bed. Or just wash the sheets. [/SIZE]
 

58

[SIZE=12pt]58. It is acceptable for a man to break man laws, if no other option is humanly possible, in the pursuit of the opposite sex. His actions will be given leeway. [/SIZE]
 

20

[SIZE=12pt]20. If a man is on vacation to a state that does not border his own, or any other country, it is not considered cheating if he so chooses to engage in sexual activity with a girl other than his girlfriend. Although he should be fully aware that his girlfriend may not see eye to eye if she was to ever find out. [/SIZE]
 

80

[SIZE=12pt]80. If a man is punched, and the hit is rubbed, he is punched again in the same area twice. [/SIZE]
 

 

[Bayamos]

68

[SIZE=12pt]68. When lifting weights, it is acceptable for a man to wear compression shorts under the regular shorts. No man shall ever wear compression shorts alone. [/SIZE]
 

21!
 
and thanks for the clarification about #22 and being in a girls pants vs being "in" girls pants.

[SIZE=12pt]21. A man should not masturbate more than 3 times in a day to insure being ready for any unknown or known late night action. Assisting Girls does not count… rule is in exception if male party is in a bet to set a record of number of times in a day. [/SIZE]
 

36 

 
 Is the weather that cold up there, 36 is taken.

2

[SIZE=12pt]2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control [/SIZE]
 

4

What are you pulling a Belichick, 4 has been taken.

 

[sar127]

64

 

[oke&coke]

75

 

[Bayamos]

64

[SIZE=12pt]64. No man shall bring a woman to the guy’s night out. this is punishable by verbal abuse for life. [/SIZE]
 

75

[SIZE=12pt]75. In no situation is it acceptable to sit cross-kneed. You either sit with feet-crossed, no cross, or stand. [/SIZE]
 

 

[insight]

9

 

[Bayamos]

9

[SIZE=12pt]9. When bringing condoms to a party it is a man's responsibility to pack two in his pockets and one in his car as a spare incase a friend is in desperate need. [/SIZE]
 

 

[Devil Doc]

And here I thought 9 was always carry a knife.
 
Doc

 

[Joebunaga]

dammit, 5

 

[oke&coke]

What is the rule for #4?

 

[AshesTwoAshes]

111

 

[Breedy]

42

 

[Brickhouse]

53

 

[ironpeddler]

54

 

[Bayamos]

And here I thought 9 was always carry a knife.
 
Doc

Your the best!

dammit, 5

[SIZE=12pt]5. Short shorts have been banned… Unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts. In your case, NEVER![/SIZE]

4

[SIZE=12pt]4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home.
(The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law is then void and the driver still holds full responsibility of driving his friend’s home) [/SIZE]
 

111

 
111. Everybody is Irish on St. Patricks Day. And as such said people must consume alcohol on St. Patricks Day. Green and/ or gold body paint may be worn, but no glitter.

42

[SIZE=12pt]42. A man will not live in his parent’s house past the age of 27 unless they are ill or he is in the war. [/SIZE]
 

53

[SIZE=12pt]53. If you spill a man’s beer, you buy the next round/refill the cup. [/SIZE]
 

54

[SIZE=12pt]54. Nursing a beer is unacceptable. The bottle/can/cup should never reach lukewarm temperature with beer still in it. If you can’t drink it in said time, don’t open it. If you can't drink it in said time, your man status will be up for review. [/SIZE]
 

 

[kann]

28

 

[cabaiguan juan]

18

 

[Bayamos]

28

[SIZE=12pt]28. If a man ever does something wrong a simple "OOPS", "My Bad", or any variations of cuss words that get the point across will suffice, no need to say "I'm Sorry" [/SIZE]
 

18

[SIZE=12pt]18. You poke it you own it. [/SIZE]

 

[MX]

112

 

[Napa_Smokes]

24