Let's post our awesome cigar related quotes!

[SFG75]

My boy, smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life, and to decide in advance not to smoke, I can only feel sorry for you.

-Sigmund Freud to his 17 year old nephew Harry, declining to have a cigar

 

[SamClemmons]

Whazzat smell? :whistling:

NA

 

[mrjinglesusa]

Whazzat smell? :whistling:

NA

[snapback]171480[/snapback]​

Weird, seems to follow you around or you are following it around. Really strange...

 

[SFG75]

Whazzat smell?   :whistling:

NA

[snapback]171480[/snapback]​

Weird, seems to follow you around or you are following it around. Really strange...

[snapback]171483[/snapback]​

Hmmmmm.....bait?.......check.........hook?...........check..........what can I say jingles, some people like a certain type of fishing Don't worry-you'll have me around for a loooooooong time.

 

[SamClemmons]

Just posting my cigar quote. Maybe it's you jingly dude, you seem to be following kinda close.

NA

 

[Beefcube]

Funny,I can smell it now too ???

 

[BkCloud114]

"That smells like ass"


My wife's reaction to the Cohiba sent to me by Vitasea

 

[KayakinBoy]

Don't know if its true but, was told to me ;
Kinky Friedman (running for Gov of Texas) met Bill Clinton somehow and tried to hand him a Cuban. Bill said he couldn't accept contraban due to the embargo. Kinky leaned in and said.. "Think of it as burning their fields"

[snapback]171411[/snapback]​

I like that! :thumbs:

 

[golfgar]

"There's nothing like a good cigar, and that's nothing like a good cigar"

 

[CoventryCat86]

Whazzat smell?   :whistling:

NA

[snapback]171480[/snapback]​

Weird, seems to follow you around or you are following it around. Really strange...

[snapback]171483[/snapback]​

Hmmmmm.....bait?.......check.........hook?...........check..........what can I say jingles, some people like a certain type of fishing Don't worry-you'll have me around for a loooooooong time.

[snapback]171489[/snapback]​

NOT !!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

It was only a matter of three days before he got his sorry ass BANNED from this site.

And CigarPass has been a much better place ever since :thumbs:

 

[Captain Leafheart]

The one I see most often on these boards, and the one I find myself most often using: "Life is good!"

 

[grand cru no 2]

"There once was a man from Nantucket..."

Oops, sorry, I got confused. :blush:

 

[atuck]

My girlfriend said as I lit up an Acid for the 1st time:

"Is that cow fart flavor?" :laugh:

 

[cigarsarge]

Read my sig tag. :thumbs:

 

[Treamayne]

"After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings."
Brad Shaw, Radio Announcer

"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
Winston Churchill

"I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time."
Mark Twain

"The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit."
Jack Nicholson, explaining why he switched from cigarettes to cigars

A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.
Edward Bulwer Lytton- Darnley (Act III, Sc 2)

"Pull out a Montecristo at a dinner party and the political liberal turns into the nicotine facist."
-- Martyn Harris, British journalist

"A woman is just a script, but a cigar is a motion picture."
-- Samuel Fuller, Movie Director parodying Kipling

"Women are jealous of cigars... they regard them as a strong rival."
-- William Makepeace Thackeray, English Author