I just visited that website. Man alive, that had to be the most pretentious bunch of crap I have ever seen. Apparently, Lars Tetens is the best Perfumer, Cigar Roller, Candy Maker, Painter, Furniture Designer and Handbag Maker in the world. No, really.
One man is the best at
all of the aforementioned things in the world. How convenient for us all. Lets not shop anywhere else! There is no need!
Who would buy into his crap? My guess is nobody... that is why the website looks like a 1996 budget special, and Lars looks rather sad in all the photos. I guess he was expecting everybody to love him as much as he clearly loves himself.
Oops.
P.S. I wonder if we compared his perfume to a Montale, Maitre Parfumeur et Gantier or a Creed offering... how much we would be blown away?

What about comparing his cigars to a Padron Anniversary, or Cohiba Siglo? Would we chastise ourselves for ever smoking those inferior products? I mean, Lars Tetens makes the best of everything... so we must all be silly for purchasing those other brands.