CigarPass members,My name is Dr. Stogie. Mr. Frank has asked me to make this post for him using this account. Unfortunately, Mr. Frank apparently tried to open a package that contained a large incendiary device yesterday. The explosion that followed leveled half a city block! Although we don't expect Mr. Frank to survive due to his extremely extensive injuries, he has asked me to let you all know that he'll be forwarding some package on to the next person on Tuesday to avoid it drying out at the post office over the long weekend.
I still don't understand half of what he told me.... Something about The Shadow had it in for him or something like that.
Anyway, have a good weekend, and keep Mr. Frank in your thoughts - he'll need all the emotional support he can get in the coming long months of rehabilitaion - assuming he survives at all!Respectfully,
Dr. Stogie