Just a quick bit of humor

[MX]

Me: “If I can just get your signature there…”

Elderly customer: *scribbles his name, then starts drawing on the counter*

Me: “Uh… sir?”

Elderly customer: *starts drawing up the side of the cash register*

Me: “Sir? You just… sign your name.”

Elderly customer: *doodles in the air, up and up… and then jabs me in the forehead with the pen and draws lines on my face*

Me: “What the h***?”

Elderly customer: “Reactions like that would have gotten you killed in the war!”

WWW. notalwaysright.com

Tim

 

[bully1875]

???

 

[PuroEsq]

I think he is saying that his slow response to his craziness and allowing him to go so far as to write on his face is analogous to siting back and doing nothing in the face of a obvious threat to one's liberty, freedom and safety.

OR

He should be much quicker to dodge the pen. His reflexes are so slow that he would have been killed in the war.

OR

I just do not get the joke ???

 

[gtadroptop]

Or it's a commentary on the pen being mightier than the sword.

 

[bfreebern]

I don't get the humor, LOL.

 

[Allofus123]

Whatever you do don't go to that web sight...... it gets worse.

 

[grateful1]

 

[sack]

Or you could check out the "morning chuckle."

 

[SamClemmons]

Wow. That was quick.

NA

 

[MX]

I liked it because it proved my point, that old people are funny..... :laugh:

Tim

 

[gtadroptop]

(The bakery had just closed. I had clocked out, and was on my way out of the store.)

Lady: “Excuse me, could you decorate this cake for me?”

Me: “I’m sorry ma’am. My shift is over, and the bakery is closed.”

Lady: “But I need it done for tomorrow! If you don’t do it, I’ll call your manager!”

Me: “Ma’am, what do you do for a living?”

Lady: “I’m a dentist…”

Me: “Would you like to look at my teeth after your shift ends, for free?”

Lady: “That’s different. My job is hard. Anyone could do your job.”

Me: “Then you won’t mind taking that cake home and decorating it yourself.”

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Things make sense after visiting the website. Very funny site! :laugh: :thumbs: