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ISO Grape White Owl review

Mark Twain reportedly loved Grape White Owls... in fact here are some less well known quotes from him:

"Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his Grape White Owl."
-- Mark Twain

"If I cannot smoke Grape White Owls in heaven, then I shall not go."
-- Mark Twain

"I smoke in moderation. Only one Grape White Owl at a time."
-- Mark Twain

"I ordinarily smoke fifteen Grape White Owls during my five hours' labours, and if my interest reaches the enthusiastic point, I smoke more. I smoke with all my might, and allow no intervals."
-- Mark Twain
 
Drat!
No takers over the weekend.

I am, however, a man of my word so I'll cowboy up and smoke one tonight.

But DAMN did I have a hell of a time finding some. I tried no less than 7 places before a humble gas station was able to hook me up with a pack.

I uh... Can't wait.
 
Below is a picture of Shooter and his Green Apple white owl, he might be willing. Courtesy of aHatguy's post

shooter.jpg
 
I tried a Grape White Owl a few months back at the insistence of a couple of my son's buddies at the fraternity house. All I can say is: Those poor misguided souls.

The taste and smell was so repulsive that I could not finish any more than about the first third (it makes me feel dirty to even refer to thirds for this smoke). As I whined about their lack of culture and simultaneously thanked them for their generosity, I broke out a box of Sancho Panza Extra Fuerte Barcelonas. Obviously a superior cigar since it is bigger than a Grape White Owl :whistling: I particularly enjoyed watching the boys turn green from smoking the SPEF's as revenge for the dog rocket they foisted upon me. I have promised to return this fall with a box of "higher end" smokes to advance their educations. Perhaps some LFD Chisels are in order.

Cheers,
antaean
 
I'm of the understanding that a VERY well seasoned writer is in possession of the forbidden fruit!!! (Those dang grape White Owls are very elusive, ya know)

Can we hear a review from Neal, errr... that VERY well seasoned writer on his impression of this most sought after cigar???
 
Mark Twain reportedly loved Grape White Owls... in fact here are some less well known quotes from him:

"Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his Grape White Owl."
-- Mark Twain

"If I cannot smoke Grape White Owls in heaven, then I shall not go."
-- Mark Twain

"I smoke in moderation. Only one Grape White Owl at a time."
-- Mark Twain

"I ordinarily smoke fifteen Grape White Owls during my five hours' labours, and if my interest reaches the enthusiastic point, I smoke more. I smoke with all my might, and allow no intervals."
-- Mark Twain

I heard that Castro exclusively gives Grape White Owls as diplomatic presents. Cohiba, Trinidad, psht. Castro nows where it's at.
 
Below is a picture of Shooter and his Green Apple white owl, he might be willing. Courtesy of aHatguy's post

shooter.jpg


MADE MY STOMACH TURN.

I only smoked about an inch before I had to throw it out. ACK it was nasty.
 
I'm of the understanding that a VERY well seasoned writer is in possession of the forbidden fruit!!! (Those dang grape White Owls are very elusive, ya know)

Can we hear a review from Neal, errr... that VERY well seasoned writer on his impression of this most sought after cigar???

He's thus far ignored my troll :)
 
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