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I'm an absolute dumbass

:whistling: :whistling: Bombs away! :laugh: :laugh: :sign: :sign:
 
:whistling: :whistling: Bombs away! :laugh: :laugh: :sign: :sign:

Okay, so I swear...

I get the Hot Potato Bomb yesterday, which was a wonderful surprise...
Then I see THEM, the smoky eyes of the RAMROD man peering out from under a Ziplock logo, only promising of the burbom flavored pain contained within.
I pull out the handwritten paper on top, which only drives home the true culmination of my penance, sealed with a few 'ha-ha's' at the end as frosting on the cake.
I examine the package, what seems like a million RAMROD's (1 box of 5? an Eternity!) some fruity looking 'natties' with words like 'honey' and 'chocolate' on the cellos, and some Acids.. I'll tell you what, those Acids might be my only salvation 'till I kill off these pieces of ... uhh... well, I guess they resemble tobacco?

Thanks for the lovely smokes Julie, I can't say I'll nessecarily 'enjoy' them, but I deserve it, and that's something right?
I'll be sure to take a few highlights as I touch upon some of the 'finer' sticks of that bundle. That guy looks at me funny though. Creepy.

Cheers sister,
Rob
 
Nice job Smokyballs! :thumbs:

He hit me a while back with a VERY NICE package with many of my favorites! :love:

Brad is one of the best. :thumbs:
 
...That guy looks at me funny though. Creepy.

Isn't that your old 'Buddy" from your days with the

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.... I request that you each send me any flavored piece of dog crap you can find at your local gas-n-sip and I'll do my best to smoke each and every one. It's the worst punishment I can think of, if anyone has any better ideas I'm on board.

Yours in humility,
Rob

I'm just finding this now, I'll begin work tonight on a special package.

Good luck :)
 
haha i have an egg that i have had for a while when my friend thought they were hilarious and thought we should buy one....you want it dont you haha
 
Oh dear lord it was a joke! If I wanted Rob to smoke shit I would have fired off a sea pickle into a ziplock and sent it to him. You just overlooked a package with the confusion of getting the NTS! If you feel the need to truly make atonement( I don't see the need) then send a package to Smitty for the troops!
 
Oh dear lord it was a joke! If I wanted Rob to smoke shit I would have fired off a sea pickle into a ziplock and sent it to him. You just overlooked a package with the confusion of getting the NTS! If you feel the need to truly make atonement( I don't see the need) then send a package to Smitty for the troops!


Dang!! ...and I was really looking forward to Rob's review of the Ram Rods.

LMAO!

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