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I'm an absolute dumbass

mysterea

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I've made a terrible mistake and I deserve the worst of punishments.

I recieved my noob sampler last week, I was so excited about sorting through the new candy I completely lost my head.

Well, as it turns out, this wasn't my noob sampler, it was a bomb of epic proportions. I didn't 'get' this until just a few hours ago when I realized 2+2=4

I've committed a heinous crime worthy of the worst punishments known, Brad (smokyballs) blasted me with what can only be considered the bomb to end all bombs. Brad, I'd like to extend a formal apology for being a dillhole, as for you others, I request that you each send me any flavored piece of dog crap you can find at your local gas-n-sip and I'll do my best to smoke each and every one. It's the worst punishment I can think of, if anyone has any better ideas I'm on board.

Yours in humility,
Rob
 
I've made a terrible mistake and I deserve the worst of punishments. <snip>

I request that you each send me any flavored piece of dog crap you can find at your local gas-n-sip and I'll do my best to smoke each and every one. It's the worst punishment I can think of, if anyone has any better ideas I'm on board.

Yours in humility,
Rob

Will crap flavored dog crap suffice? :sign:

Poop happens (no pun intended), specially with all the artillery flying around (thank goodness that is almost over with).
Biggest thing is you acknowledged your error, and thanked the sender, that is what really counts.
The young grasshopper is learning :thumbs:
 
I've made a terrible mistake and I deserve the worst of punishments.

...I request that you each send me any flavored piece of dog crap you can find at your local gas-n-sip and I'll do my best to smoke each and every one. It's the worst punishment I can think of, if anyone has any better ideas I'm on board.

Yours in humility,
Rob

Ramrod’s heading your way. (Josh I hope you don’t mind me regifting) :cool:





Silly Noobler
 
Oh yeah, I going to send you a bundle of Mango flavored Cojimars or maybe Sambuca!
 
I've made a terrible mistake and I deserve the worst of punishments.

...I request that you each send me any flavored piece of dog crap you can find at your local gas-n-sip and I'll do my best to smoke each and every one. It's the worst punishment I can think of, if anyone has any better ideas I'm on board.

Yours in humility,
Rob

Ramrod’s heading your way. (Josh I hope you don’t mind me regifting) :cool:





Silly Noobler
Works even better than Diahhrea Rob! :whistling:
 
Finally,

An opportunity to unload all my unsmokable, patchouli-flavored stink sticks. Heck, I might even be able to find a Lars Tetens in there somewhere.

Wilkey
 
Brad way to go. Now if can only remember where I put my Buckley flavored cigars?
 
And we don't just want pic's, we want video so we can watch and hear you gag through you're running review.
 
I'm going to look for something with Kiwi and Key Lime.

Yummy!!
 
All I can say is HOW the HELL did you not see it was a BOMB from SMOKYBALLS, That man unloads. :sign:
 
All I can say is HOW the HELL did you not see it was a BOMB from SMOKYBALLS, That man unloads. :sign:

Dude, that's the sad part, it was EASY.
It was so far above and beyond what I considered a bomb that there's no possible WAY it could have been.
Yeah, he unloads allright, I had to order a bunch of cedar so I could build some shelves in my humi, that's how rediculously generous he was.
 
I know how you feel. I nearly mistook his bomb for a cigar order I didn't make. The bastid is going to pay. That's all I'm going to say.

Doc.
 
It wasn't with Brad but I have to admit I have done something similar before!

HA HA HA Well done Brad and well deserved!
 
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