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[MX]

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I thought some of this was out of control funny!!!

Sorry if it a repost

Tim

 

[Q_The_Cop]

Dude I am so gonna do that today! I'll post the results!

 

[stlboarder]

hahaha... there's some good ones in there.

 

[suprchunk]

Wow, I could read those for days.

 

[Poronico]

ex gf back in AZ has been texted and here are the replies


Me; Hey sexy when you gonna let me tap that
her; Who is this?
me; Have you forgotten me so soon?! Its Jesse you dummy
her; Oh hey, yea i got a new phone
me; lies and propaganda!
her; so how have you been?
me; enough with the small talk! when you gonna let me tap that
her; when are you coming back to az?
me; no idea, for robs wedding
her; call me when you get to the airport

after that it get boring, but I AM GONNA TAP THAT LOL I AM A SUCCESS!

and just to make you fellas jealous! here she is

 

[insight]

Looks like most of them are in HS...

 

[Golfanatic]

This is hilarious..my turn

me: hey when you gonna let me tap that?
wife: you did already, that's why I'm pregnant
me: so tonight then?
wife: Are your friends making you do this?
me: yes, so what do you say?
wife: ok and who should I bring home from work this time?