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Secret Santa

Secret Santa

CEO, North Pole Inc.
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It’s that time of year again @JoeMO ! Ol’ Santa needs to get those little bastards elves working on filling Christmas lists, and your name came up next! So tell this cantankerous, forgetful, fat old man what you’re into! Are there certain sticks that you just love? Is there a particular leaf that tickles your fancy? Do you have a preferred vitola? Are there any criteria that you definitely do not care for?

How about your interests outside of cigars? Do you enjoy a good cuppa caffeine? Maybe a snuggle by the fire with a good book? Dammit man, tell me something!

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Joe is a great friend to many Santa. Take good care of him!
 
Be nice Santa, he is a great brother and has many awesome photos that need frames.
 
I second Pugs statement. Actually I wonder who can beat Joe in a Santa look alike contest 😉
 
Dear Santa, no frames please, but cigars on the other hand, absolutely. I enjoy my bourbons and scotches, but honestly have more than I need (blasphemy, I know!). So for cigars, the ones below are what I'm keeping an eye on for Good Friday deals. Ring gauge less than 60, any length is fine, medium to full, my favorite wrappers tend to be all over the place, but maybe the Ecuadorian Habano and Mexican San Andreas lead to the pack. To be less wordy many from these companies tend to be in my wheelhouse. Lastly, I would like something that means something to you like if Mrs. Santa knits stockings or you make something as a hobby so if I was Santa, I'd give someone a photograph or two (heck I might just do that). Either way, don't overthink it as I have in my response. Have a merry Christmas and thanks for being Santa!

Foundation Olmec, The Tabernacle, Aksum
Dunbarton Sin Compromiso, Aromatic, Mi Querida,
Viaje (any)
Luciano - Foreign Affair, The Dreamer, Underrated
Big Sky - Bighorn 2.0, Cryptid,
Don Carlos God of Fire
Tatuaje Cojonu 2012, 20th, La Riqueza
My Father La Promesa, Opulencia, La Gran Oferta

Alright, if you made it this far, disregard everything above and give me Dilara Akbuk for Christmas and I'll never ask you anything from you again.
 
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Thank you Joseph for making such a nice list! I have instructed my best elfin rollers to cease production on your Gurkhas and White Owls (which are Santa’s favorites) to concentrate on these lesser quality cigars that I’ve never heard of!

Oh, I had to refer to my Google machine to find out what a Dilara Akbuk is. Rest assured, if Santa had one of those, you would never hear from me again!

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Hey Joe! (it seems like I’ve heard that song before)

I just wanted to give you a quick update. I found my top elf torcedor sitting in the corner giggling and eating Doritos. Turns out he’s been rolling left-handers! So now I’m a few days behind, but don’t worry, I’ve got my second best White Owl roller on the table as we speak! If everything goes well, I should be dropping your package out of the sleigh by the end of next week…

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Secret Santa said:
Hey Joe! (it seems like I’ve heard that song before)

I just wanted to give you a quick update. I found my top elf torcedor sitting in the corner giggling and eating Doritos. Turns out he’s been rolling left-handers! So now I’m a few days behind, but don’t worry, I’ve got my second best White Owl roller on the table as we speak! If everything goes well, I should be dropping your package out of the sleigh by the end of next week…

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No rush Santa. Thanks for update.
 
Your package is on the way Joe! I had my Halloween costume still hanging in the closet, so I’ll be wearing brown and driving a brown truck!

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Ol’ Santa talked to the man in brown, and he said to be on the lookout for him on Thursday!
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Damn Santa, I think you might be the real Santa. Thanks for stories, sticks, and strings and I laughed a bunch opening and opening and opening and opening and opening...the last box. Merry Christmas to you and the Mrs.!!
 
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