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Ho, ho, ho...? No, no, NO...!

BlindedByScience

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071115/od_af...hristmasoffbeat

SYDNEY (AFP) - Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not to
use Father Christmas's traditional "ho ho ho" greeting because it may be
offensive to women, it was reported Thursday.

Sydney's Santa Clauses have instead been instructed to say "ha ha ha"
instead, the Daily Telegraph reported.

One disgruntled Santa told the newspaper a recruitment firm warned him not
to use "ho ho ho" because it could frighten children and was too close to
"ho", a US slang term for prostitute.

"Gimme a break," said Julie Gale, who runs the campaign against
sexualising children called Kids Free 2B Kids.

"We are talking about little kids who do not understand that "ho, ho, ho"
has any other connotation and nor should they," she told the Telegraph.

"Leave Santa alone."

A local spokesman for the US-based Westaff recruitment firm said it was
"misleading" to say the company had banned Santa's traditional greeting
and it was being left up to the discretion of the individual Santa himself
 
Yes, it is getting pretty ridiculous in this part of the world.
They have even changed Santa's little elves theme song to something like this:




Ha Ha Ha He He He I'm a Laughing Gnome and you can't catch me :whistling:
 
What's next? No more tooth fairy?

Actually the thought of someone coming through my window into my room to put money under my pillow for a piece of bone is quite frightening.

Ho ho, ho
 
I read this story yesterday. Absolutely ridiculous. The Aussies have nothing better with which to occupy their time than chugging out this nonsense? Almost as embarassing as the Dolphins taking back Ricky Williams. Almost.
 
I like Ho's. I would like one for Christmas, maybe two.

Ho Ho.

CParker

"Does Wayne Brady need to kill a bitch ?!!!!"
 
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