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So who lives in or near St. Paul?? Looks like they're in for a big surprise.....
Dave...To answer your question....Vern started it. He bombed me out of the blue when I first got here and said a bunch of kind words to me, helped me with my first pass, let me in his pass when I was a rookie and so on. So I bombed his ass back with a vengeance and the rest.....well y'all know the rest!! Don't mess with Vern, that sumbuck is like a cockroach, he never dies!!!
Man, I got to the office today, and my mail room guy was all covered in salve and bandages. I asked him what happened, and he told me there was a bomb. So he hands me this box, had Matt's name on it and that puppy was ticking. What a mighty powerful bomb it was too. Way to much TNT in that box man, no wonder you double boxed it.
I don't know when, and I don't know how, but Buddy, you gonna get some fallout.
In the meantime, I have defused this bomb and I will detonate each stick in due course.
No sign of any damage here! Ha, my plan to divert the mad bomber may have worked, Mini Me!!! Hours of shameless mooching will get you nowhere!!!! "Evil laugh" Hahahahahahahaha