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Where did all my money go?
Who pissed in Brad's Cheerio's?
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Hey it's my birthday tomorrow!
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souldog
OG Post-Whorer since 2008 bitches...
Okay okay... I counted to 10, mulled it over in my mind, even wrote an "angry letter" and locked it away in a drawer, and I still decided that you piss me off. Your snide comment of "huh?" seals the coffin in your fate as a mooching little snot nosed brat, or "the guy who started his own birthday thread." No no, you won't be remembered as that guy, you'll be remembered as "the guy who started his own birthday thread as a guise to get some smokes from membership with his sob-story song and dance about the hardships of working on his birthday, and when he was called out tried to pass it off like he was just an innocent hard working individual caught up in this crazy storm of hatred and distrust blah blah blah."
Why don't you send me your address so I can get some cigars out to you Purobrat? I'm sure I have some crusty old Macanudos around here somewhere! Hell, at least you have a job so I'm not stuck with your welfare bill...
ELittle
Snowman Cage Inventor
LOL
Okay okay... I counted to 10, mulled it over in my mind, even wrote an "angry letter" and locked it away in a drawer, and I still decided that you piss me off. Your snide comment of "huh?" seals the coffin in your fate as a mooching little snot nosed brat, or "the guy who started his own birthday thread." No no, you won't be remembered as that guy, you'll be remembered as "the guy who started his own birthday thread as a guise to get some smokes from membership with his sob-story song and dance about the hardships of working on his birthday, and when he was called out tried to pass it off like he was just an innocent hard working individual caught up in this crazy storm of hatred and distrust blah blah blah."
Why don't you send me your address so I can get some cigars out to you Purobrat? I'm sure I have some crusty old Macanudos around here somewhere! Hell, at least you have a job so I'm not stuck with your welfare bill...
Mr Peat
Rich Perelman, "Loren you have a Godlike Presence.
Hell, at least you have a job so I'm not stuck with your welfare bill...
I knew you hated me. I just knew it. I don't have a job. Welfare, Social Security Disability or even a Disabled Veteran. Your true feelings of hating
me finally comes to the surface and unleashed on the community. I'm going to cry in the corner and smoke a BBMF Maduro.
I hope my sarcasm comes across. Seriously tho...I could smoke a BBMF Maduro. I had to work on my Bdays many many many times. Even the
Army refused my bday off. When I turned 21, I had to also work and was stuck with drinking 3.2% Beer after I got off work. :angry: It was a crappy
time but I've made up for it since. But you may have pegged this guy to a tee Souldog. No idea what his attentions is since he said he was bored.
It does sound like he has such a hard life. Another year closer to death. I guess I should be jumping for joy at surviving 11 trips on the Operating
Table, Esophageal Cancer, a golf ball sized tumor on my poor skull where I lost over 3 months of my life and a spinal disease that will literally take
my ability to ever walk again. I guess I can learn something from this person that has such enlightenment and wisdom. Well, I will try to be more
open minded from now on. I guess I will be the CP'er that will be known as the man that should have been dead many times over. :laugh:
After all these responses, he may have a meltdown and quit CP. I blame it on Souldog and Smokyballs. :whistling:
souldog
OG Post-Whorer since 2008 bitches...
I knew you hated me. I just knew it. I don't have a job. Welfare, Social Security Disability or even a Disabled Veteran. Your true feelings of hating
me finally comes to the surface and unleashed on the community. I'm going to cry in the corner and smoke a BBMF Maduro.
Damn right, you Opus whoring bastage! :sign: Ah, I think I've worked nearly every birthday since I was 15, I have no idea why this guy is crying...
Mmm...BBMF maduro. So tasty!
insight
Making friends everywhere!
Happy bday!
The Black Cloud
Well-Known Member
Jon's on a rampage these days. Is it wrong that I'm developing a serious man-crush on him? All that power, all that rage just waiting to explode. It's intoxicating! :love:
As for you Nervjiggy, enjoy your day and I hope you get a raging hangover (which, BTW, means you did the MF-er right).
As for you Nervjiggy, enjoy your day and I hope you get a raging hangover (which, BTW, means you did the MF-er right).
souldog
OG Post-Whorer since 2008 bitches...
:laugh: Nah, just something's twisted my crank lately. I tried to enlist Doc's medical help, but he declined and mumbled something about how the Red Wings are going to win the Cup this year.
Smokin'Sims
Gettin' my nerd on, Hopp Schwiez!
Sounds like you were in Utah. Jiggy happy birthday. You should be happy it is on a Friday night so you can drink yourslef silly, unless you have to work on Saturday. Although, if you are good at your job you should be able to do it drunk/hungover.
Bsneed51
Habitual Threadjacker!
The Black Cloud
Well-Known Member
LOL!
Smokyballs
The nap master
Mr Peat
Rich Perelman, "Loren you have a Godlike Presence.
[quote name='Smokin'Sims' date='16 April 2010 - 04:38 PM' timestamp='1271453935' post='962742']
[quote name='Mr Peat' date='16 April 2010 - 01:03 PM' timestamp='1271444636' post='962710']
When I turned 21, I had to also work and was stuck with drinking 3.2% Beer after I got off work. :angry:[/quote]
Sounds like you were in Utah. Jiggy happy birthday. You should be happy it is on a Friday night so you can drink yourslef silly, unless you have to work on Saturday. Although, if you are good at your job you should be able to do it drunk/hungover.
[/quote]
Yeah I was. I was attending the University of Utah while working at the University of Utah Medical Center. I was lucky at the time that I worked the 3pm to 11:30pm
shift so I could run down to the 7-11 that was a block away. I drank 2 of the 40's of Miller High Life at the time. I naturally didn't get a buzz since the beer was like
water. Unfortunately I had to work the next day so I never got drunk on my 21st. Plus, I had no car so I couldn't get down to the State Liquor Store for some good
to celebrate with. Oh well...but I have made up for it getting a little tipsy since then in like Ireland, Scotland, Russia and even Honduras. :laugh:
[quote name='Mr Peat' date='16 April 2010 - 01:03 PM' timestamp='1271444636' post='962710']
When I turned 21, I had to also work and was stuck with drinking 3.2% Beer after I got off work. :angry:[/quote]
Sounds like you were in Utah. Jiggy happy birthday. You should be happy it is on a Friday night so you can drink yourslef silly, unless you have to work on Saturday. Although, if you are good at your job you should be able to do it drunk/hungover.
[/quote]
Yeah I was. I was attending the University of Utah while working at the University of Utah Medical Center. I was lucky at the time that I worked the 3pm to 11:30pm
shift so I could run down to the 7-11 that was a block away. I drank 2 of the 40's of Miller High Life at the time. I naturally didn't get a buzz since the beer was like
water. Unfortunately I had to work the next day so I never got drunk on my 21st. Plus, I had no car so I couldn't get down to the State Liquor Store for some good
to celebrate with. Oh well...but I have made up for it getting a little tipsy since then in like Ireland, Scotland, Russia and even Honduras. :laugh:
Smokyballs
The nap master
Looks like Nevrjiggy changed his profile to remove his wish list. Why did you do that? I was going to send you some cigars for your birthday.
klipsch
No more Room ≠ No more Cigars
When I turned 21 I was already bald, and wore a hat all the time so that nobody would know. I even wore it all night in bed once with a girl I went home with :laugh:
NASTY
Cold Fire
Are you twisting up a blunt?
Fatken
New Member
Hell, at least you have a job so I'm not stuck with your welfare bill...
I knew you hated me. I just knew it. I don't have a job. Welfare, Social Security Disability or even a Disabled Veteran. Your true feelings of hating
me finally comes to the surface and unleashed on the community. I'm going to cry in the corner and smoke a BBMF Maduro.
I hope my sarcasm comes across. Seriously tho...I could smoke a BBMF Maduro. I had to work on my Bdays many many many times. Even the
Army refused my bday off. When I turned 21, I had to also work and was stuck with drinking 3.2% Beer after I got off work.It was a crappy
time but I've made up for it since. But you may have pegged this guy to a tee Souldog. No idea what his attentions is since he said he was bored.
It does sound like he has such a hard life. Another year closer to death. I guess I should be jumping for joy at surviving 11 trips on the Operating
Table, Esophageal Cancer, a golf ball sized tumor on my poor skull where I lost over 3 months of my life and a spinal disease that will literally take
my ability to ever walk again. I guess I can learn something from this person that has such enlightenment and wisdom. Well, I will try to be more
open minded from now on. I guess I will be the CP'er that will be known as the man that should have been dead many times over.
After all these responses, he may have a meltdown and quit CP. I blame it on Souldog and Smokyballs.
I hate that Jon has the freedom to throw that J word around and disrepect those of us that are unemployed. I am crying into my keyboard with the hate that Jon has displayed.
With that said, byte me Soulpuppy!
Hell, at 21 I was married to Satan, so it doen't get worse than that.
And Happy Birthday to everyone.
Ken
AVB
Jesus of Cool, I'm bad, I'm nationwide
PJ the Comic
Official Illusione Whore
When I turned 21 I was already bald, and wore a hat all the time so that nobody would know. I even wore it all night in bed once with a girl I went home with :laugh:
Is it just me, or does that look like a young Fidel Castro?
PJ
souldog
OG Post-Whorer since 2008 bitches...
Okay Nerv-gettin'-jiggy-wit-it, with this thread you've given us laughter, joy, and a horrific mental image of Brad pounding out the fudge from his demon-hole into the porcelain throne made from the flesh of baby seals. That being said, I feel that now I owe you some cigars for such a good time. So, PM me your address and I'll be getting out something to you in the mail here shortly. Don't wuss out on me either, or I'll just take it like a slap in the face! You've been a good sport, so why not reap the benefits? No crusty Magnadoodle cigars either, scouts honor. 