Blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada; look at me, look at me, look at me. I type really long answers because I have a severe inferiority complex and I just know that the more I type, the more people will think I am smart and cool. Ya see, I haven’t actually been diagnosed with dickheaditis but that’s just because I know I am smarter than any doctor. I never did well on multiple choice tests because when I told the teacher I needed more paper to write my answers, he just told me to STFU!
I know everything there is to know about everything and I am so much cooler than any of the members here who, unlike me, have earned their status. If you don’t believe me, just ask me! Or maybe I will write another really long, totally boring, response to show that I am so cool and so smart. Or I will just prove my point by bringing up my good buddy who had to leave this forum because of totally inappropriate posts; I will even show the text messages between he and I to further prove that I am right and everybody else is wrong!
People have told me to STFU my entire life, but I am smarter and cooler than they are. I’m so cool and so smart that I am actually incapable of seeing that I have ever been wrong, and therefore have never had to apologize for anything in my life! When people tell me I am an asshole, and to STFU, I just click on “like” to show that I am so much cooler than they are.
I went to Cuba once (probably a lie) and after a couple days, I knew more than anyone about Cuban cigars. Actually, I have been everywhere in the world. I built a walk in humidor (probably another lie) and posted a hundred pictures just to show how cool I am. I actually got those pictures from the internet but I know if I ever did build a walk-in it would be really cool …… like me.
Now I know that the reason most people don’t interact with me is because they are intimidated by me and my coolness. I even showed
@AVB Ray that I am actually the one and only “Jesus of Cool” by telling him his posts of beautiful naked women smoking cigars are inappropriate for this CIGAR forum; this is mainly because I have a problem with young gorgeous women …… that’s how fucking cool I am!
I certainly hope this shows you just how smart and cool I am! But if you’re not convinced, PM me, I will be happy to explain it in more detail.