SKYDIVNEKD
Call me "Walt Kowalski"
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Fill the box with cement and spread the Pennie’s all over in it. It’ll give him something to do during retirement.
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Whada dick!The bet was that he would not be retired by 02/01/2022. We made this bet in early 2021. He had been talking about retiring for years, but never filed the paperwork. The rules were: if he retired on or before 02/01/2022, I would pay him $50. If he worked 02/02/2022 or later, he would pay me.
His last day is 02/01/2022. Since we made this bet, our hours of operations have changed slightly as we dropped from three shifts to two shifts. I informed him on Wednesday that he had lost the bet. He argued that his last day was the 1st, but I reminded him that he was scheduled until 2am on the 2nd.
Apparently after that he told our manager that he was just showing up for his retirement party, and that he would not be working the shift as scheduled. So not only did he fall through on his commitment, our second shift operator that was scheduled off that day now has to come in mid vacation.
That, paired with the whole “I’m not going to do anything for the last month because you can’t do anything about it” mentality is what earned him a box of pennies.
That absolutely deserves glitter as well.The bet was that he would not be retired by 02/01/2022. We made this bet in early 2021. He had been talking about retiring for years, but never filed the paperwork. The rules were: if he retired on or before 02/01/2022, I would pay him $50. If he worked 02/02/2022 or later, he would pay me.
His last day is 02/01/2022. Since we made this bet, our hours of operations have changed slightly as we dropped from three shifts to two shifts. I informed him on Wednesday that he had lost the bet. He argued that his last day was the 1st, but I reminded him that he was scheduled until 2am on the 2nd.
Apparently after that he told our manager that he was just showing up for his retirement party, and that he would not be working the shift as scheduled. So not only did he fall through on his commitment, our second shift operator that was scheduled off that day now has to come in mid vacation.
That, paired with the whole “I’m not going to do anything for the last month because you can’t do anything about it” mentality is what earned him a box of pennies.
Hayden, tell us how you finally finished off the package and make sure to keep us posted about his reaction.Today is the day! The old coot retires. No more complaints from the customers he always screams at for simply walking in the door. Carrying this box to his truck will be the most work he’s done in the last 7 years
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Just the pennies. I didn’t mess with it beyond that. Will update on the reaction thoughHayden, tell us how you finally finished off the package and make sure to keep us posted about his reaction.
Enjoy that colonoscopy. @Thoughts tells us that most of his patients keep coming back year after year, so you know it must be good.I am having a colonoscopy today and I am happy I didn't shit my bed last night!
Maybe he has a special procedure?Enjoy that colonoscopy. @Thoughts tells us that most of his patients keep coming back year after year, so you know it must be good.
Shhh. Trade secrets.Maybe he has a special procedure?
Maybe he coats the probe with menthol?
Or Tabasco sauce?
Nice! Where are you going?Booked quick ski trip for my son and I to Colorado over presidents day weekend. We don't take enough vacations so he deserves this!!!