Holyvision
The most noobishly noobish noob
I have a cigar story to share from today!
So, first a little background. My employment for the last several years has been as a Department Manager for a Bed Bath and Beyond; not the most manly of places, but there are plenty of nice ladies to look at and the pay is good.
Anyway, so a guy came into the store this evening in a full suit, and said he was redoing his house for his wife for Christmas, and was replacing everything...
...he wasn't kidding, he ended up (checked the ticket later (absolutely no BS in this number!)) spending about $9,800 in one trip, but this isn't our story.
The real story is that from the second he walked in, he was chomping on an unlit and unbanded cigar! I was the one to escort the guy around the store and show him what the nicest things were and etc. (he wanted only the best, of course). Before he left, I asked him what his stick was, and he smiled and simply stated 'ISOM'. I laughed as I understood, he asked if I smoked and I said I was somewhat new at cigars. He shook my hand and handed me this, and said it was my tip for being his escort!




I don't ever get tips as a retail servant, but this was a surprise!
And they lived happily ever after....at least after a while in the humi! Fin
So, first a little background. My employment for the last several years has been as a Department Manager for a Bed Bath and Beyond; not the most manly of places, but there are plenty of nice ladies to look at and the pay is good.
Anyway, so a guy came into the store this evening in a full suit, and said he was redoing his house for his wife for Christmas, and was replacing everything...
...he wasn't kidding, he ended up (checked the ticket later (absolutely no BS in this number!)) spending about $9,800 in one trip, but this isn't our story.
The real story is that from the second he walked in, he was chomping on an unlit and unbanded cigar! I was the one to escort the guy around the store and show him what the nicest things were and etc. (he wanted only the best, of course). Before he left, I asked him what his stick was, and he smiled and simply stated 'ISOM'. I laughed as I understood, he asked if I smoked and I said I was somewhat new at cigars. He shook my hand and handed me this, and said it was my tip for being his escort!




I don't ever get tips as a retail servant, but this was a surprise!
And they lived happily ever after....at least after a while in the humi! Fin