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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! hey, I only sent you the Bigg butts!! :p
 
Mark...0301 0120 0010 7844 7857. :)

Jeff.....0301 0120 0010 7844 7864. :)

Jason..0301 0120 0010 7844 7871. :)


Enjoy!
 
:love: got the package today, everything in great shape. I cant thank you enough Devin, you're more than generous.
Jason :thumbs:
 
Myself, and the Cigar smokin' boys of the Texas Millionaires thank you Devin. Your ARE THE MAN!!
 
Horse, I just have one question.

How can a swallow carry a coconut in the temperate climet of England?

Ni!



:sign:
 
[quote name='Smokin'Tone' date='June 29 2002,8:47']climet[/quote]
climate? Dern! I forgot the name of the movie! Told the exact specs that it would take!
 
guh. sorry for the bad spelling.. I had a little drinky poo last night and couldn't control my fingers.

Just was messin around, cause you have that great line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail under your avatar. Thought maybe there'd be a great mass of Monty Python lines going :p
 
There are soooo many great lines from MP & the Holy Grail. But my favorite is right after the "Bring Out Yer Dead" scene, King Arthur and one of the knights (knnnnnnnigits, haha) are riding along and this old peasant spots them and goes, "Look, it's the King". Another peasant turns to the first and says, "'Ow do you know he's a king?". The first replies, "Cause he 'asn't got **** all over 'im". :lookup:
 
British accent " not an English swallow but an African swallow could"

Holy Grail the funniest movie ever. :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:
 
[King Arthur music] [clop clop clop]
ARTHUR: Halt! [horn] Hallo! [pause]Hallo!
FRENCH GUARD: Allo! Who is eet?
ARTHUR: It is King Arthur, and these are my Knights of the Round Table. Whose castle is this?
FRENCH GUARD: This is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard.
ARTHUR: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
FRENCH GUARD: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see.
ARTHUR: What?
GALAHAD: He says they've already got one!
ARTHUR: Are you sure he's got one?
FRENCH GUARD: Oh, yes. It's very nice-a. (I told him we already got one.)
FRENCH GUARDS: [chuckling]
ARTHUR: Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look?
FRENCH GUARD: Of course not! You are English types-a!
ARTHUR: Well, what are you, then?
FRENCH GUARD: I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king-a?!
GALAHAD: What are you doing in England?
FRENCH GUARD: Mind your own business!
ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!
FRENCH GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!
GALAHAD: What a strange person.
ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man--
FRENCH GUARD: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
FRENCH GUARD: No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a! [sniff]
ARTHUR: Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable.
FRENCH GUARD: (Fetchez la vache.)
OTHER FRENCH GUARD: Quoi?
FRENCH GUARD: (Fetchez la vache! )
[mooo]
ARTHUR: If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall--
[twong] [mooooooo]
Jesus Christ!
KNIGHTS: Christ!
[thud]
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!

Run AWAY!!!!!!
 
J Lew said:
British accent " not an English swallow but an African swallow could"

Holy Grail the funniest movie ever. :thumbs:  :thumbs:  :thumbs:
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Yes, but where did it find a coconut? They don't grow in England....

And how could it carry it? By the husk?


BAhahahahaaa... God I love that flick. Gonna have to watch it now :p
 
THANKYOU DMC :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:

:) Very nice package... ;)
 
Bring us..........a Shrubbery!

Oh, btw, got the call from home...thanks again Devin...that'll give me sumthin to smoke while my collection is out on the road. :lookup:
 
I figured that judging from the dates on the thread - ohh well - thanks for the reply. Can't blame a guy fer tryin'...... :D
 
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