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Semper Fi
Sam you are damn hilarious. :thumbs:
First of all, thanks for signing up for me!
I determined that your post, even it was clarified by a reply by me, was detrimental to me and my business.
Personally, I have nothing to do with it - it's up to them to get their own referrals.
Start a box pass. Yeah. And I can put a bunch of mid and low range sticks in it and I can tell everybody they have to "put" BETTER than they "take" (newbies are so stupid and generous they'll never notice) and by the time it gets back to me I will have doubled the quality of cigars in my humidor for the cost of postage on the box once. Wait! I can add another rule where only one cigar can be taken that I didn't put in there that way all the good ones will get back to me... I'm gonna do this right now...
Hmmmm the Fuente DVD PIF thread... hmmm... Those guys are having way too much fun sending cigars and a DVD to each other and building friendships where I am not the focus of attention not to mention the focus of all those cigars getting sent to other guys and going to waste..... I've got it. I'll turn this dvd pay it forward into DVD Pay it To MEEEE! For roughly a buck and ten seconds work I can have all these mooks sending me the cigars.
Hmmm... My baby was just born and I know that new daddy's usually have a contest of some type but I really have no intention of sending any of these slobs my fine cigars... That's it! The NO CONTEST contest. If I do this just right I can I can have these guys sending ME cigars instead of the way it's usually done.
Uh guys. I don't have any cigars to send, I'm down to my last few, and I don't have any money being a new dad and all and well, instead of a contest I'll just have to tell you...
(Note to self. Great response though no cigars yet. Remember to state pathetically as possible that there is NO PRIZE when you hold a contest.)
Gonna have to post something that'll keep the admiration for me going without costing me anything and... wait, that's it! The NO Prize Contest. Perfect.
Not much response on this. Just my usual groupies.
Ok, first of all, I already explained that I was not a cigar retailer, thus did not think it was appropriate to post in the "Hot Cigar Deals" forum. It seemed more appropriate to post in the "Buy/Sell/Trade & Group Purchases" forum. See? SELL is even in the title. No one complained or commented about it until SCs post. I was unaware that I was doing anything wrong. If someone had just said something instead of building up their hate level then I could have rectified the matter. As a matter of fact, I still maintain that, based on the forum description, there was nothing wrong with where I posted it. The only mention of "retailers" is "This forum is also open to Retail Cigar Shops..." in the description of the "Hot Cigar Deals" forum. It doesn't say anything about retailers ONLY being able to post in the "Hot Cigar Deals". As a matter of fact, with a quick search I found 18 posts from MrJerry seeling his coffe in the "Buy/Sell/Trade & Group Purchases" forum. How many complaints has SC made about those? NONE! He's not pissed that the offers were posted in that forum, he's pissed that I made those posts in that forum.Need a little quick cash... hmmm... I know I'm a retailer but nobody looks at that thread. Bet I could ge away with selling some stuff in the trade room...
"Refill Ink Cartridges Cheap"
Damn, nobody said a word about me posting this here and the cash is rolling in.,. hmmmm.
"Norton Firewall, Virus protection"
Worked like a charm. Selling these things separately for twice the price of the combined package on EBAY. I am, of course, a genius at this. God I'm great and still nobody notices that a retailer is selling in the trade room PEEEERfect.
First off all, I never said I hated my logo. I asked for some criticism on an ad I had designed. Ok, it was pretty crappy to begin with - that's why I came here for advice. I am unaware of ever having offered a contest. I think SC is just spouting out lies hoping no one else will notice he's a hate mongerer. I had at one point asked if people would be interested in a contest - there was on interest so I let the matter drop.Shoot. I hate my logo and the Chamber's book is coming out... maybe I can con these morons into designing me a logo for nothing. Hey, maybe I can con them into designing my WHOLE add for nothing... Worth a shot.
Okay guys, It's the "BEST Logo designer NO prize contest"
They're going for it! I got logo's out the Whazooo and if I keep panning them they'll keep designing them. Lemmings! It's so great to have my own personal band of broth... uh, marks to feed off of.
Man that was the greatest slight of hand yet. I even got ol' Moki to pay actual cash to have some of this stuff done. Cool.
I assume he's referring to the Freeipods, freeflatscreens, and freedesktoppcs websites. First of all, I never "scammed" anyone. The disclaimer he refers to is valid. I stated from the beginning that any email address you used to sign up with would receive a lot of spam. So I advised everyone to use a "disposable" email address. I don't consider that a disclaimer, I consider that good advice. As I explained in the post about the free stuff sites, it's not just going to fall into your lap - you'll have to do a little work for it and sign up for a trial offer. There's no scam involved. Thousands of people have already gotten their items, and thousands more will still get theirs. I have seen a number of forums create what are called "conga lines" for these deals. Once the first person has their deal completed, then the next person in line collects all the referrals, and so on down the line. I had hoped to start one here before it was shot down. A great example of this can be found at http://www.gratisoffersguide.com/Whoah, this is a great website I just stumbled into, free computer stuff just for scamming guys to sign on to all this ripoff stuff. Hmmm, I'll have to put a disclaimer on this one just in case.
Uh guys, I found this website and they're giving stuff away! Now this may be a scam but it could be REAL good for all of us (and by "us" I mean "ME" of course). We'll all get free stuff just for backing each others play (and by "We" I mean "Me" of course). Since I found it I'm first ( by "I" and "I'm" I mean "NOT YOU" of course)
so just follow this link I'm providing and allow yourselves to be sucked in to the "Let's all benefit ****!) Who? Oh. He's not here!
Ok, once again SC is spouting his ignorance. First of all, bandwidth has nothing to do with an ISP account - it is associated with a web hosting account. It's not free - I don't get it free, and I don't have an unlimited supply. I pay for this from my provider to include in my web hosting plans. It's not a business expense - I pay for it. I offered a plan that I sell through DWF Computers for $35 for anyone that signed up for one of the free offers listed above. That plan includes 50 MB of web storage and 1 GB of monthly bandwidth. It is not free for me, I have to pay for it. Now sure, I don't pay $35 for it. If I did and sold it for the same amount, I'd quicly go out of business. So I'm sorry if I actually try to make a profit in my business SC, but without it, any company would quicly go bankrupt. So sure, it doesn't cost me $35, but I do incure a cost and am paying for that out of my pocket for anyone that wanted to sign up.Need a few more guys to drink the coolade... hmmmm... Got it! I'll give them something that I already have and will never use but it's a business expense and I already have it! Bandwidth. Of course, anyone with an ISP account already has free bandwicth included in their contract but these people are soooo stupid I'll bet not one of them knows it.
'Free Web hosting... well almost free, all you have to do is...'
Wait!
'Free Domain Names'
Well not exactly free, say $5.00 or $10.00 bucks if you want one. I mean it isn't free and I certainly can't afford to GIVE you anything that isn't FREE. Right?
Gee, I wasn't aware it was against the rules to ask if anyone had skills in a particular field. Well screw me for even thinking about asking."Anybody know how to do animated GIFS???"
Wow, not one answer. I think these guys are starting to catch on.
Once again, this is taken completely out of context and hist SC little spin to make me look like the bad guy. Here's the whole story...Geez. I know I promised my family to set up a website so we can all share our pictures and the like but I just don't feel like going to all the trouble. Hmmm, maybe I can get one of the suckers to do the work for me! It worked before. I'll have to be careful on this though, somebody might want me to send them something for their trouble.
"Need website help but there are a couple things you may need to know. First, it has to be FREE, I may be a nice guy but I'm not rich. Second...
No, my moderator status was removed a few days ago. It was not based on these problems, but on the fact that Rod was deciding to go back to a "self-moderating" board.cvmfour said::0 Wow that is long! Just for my own records, are you still moderator here? ???
I still maintain that it is wrong to be selling or giving away pirated copies of the Fuente DVD at all, never-mind what you charged people for it.DaveWF said:Now, as far as the $1 and 10 seconds... it obvious SamClemmons has no knowlege on this matter at all. Granted, it didn't cost me much, but lets add it up...
DVD $1
Case: $negligable, but still a factor
Custom printed label: $negligable, but still a factor
padded mailer: $0.95
postage: about $1
Sure, it's not a lot - but well over double SC humorous claims. Also, it takes me approx 15 minutes to burn a dvd and print the custom label. Hardly the 10 seconds he spouted off.
Spoke too soon. It appears I an just another ordinary member like the rest of ya.DaveWF said:I still have rights to move passes, but I am unsure if that was intentional, or an oversight when my rights were removed.
What? Another flip-flop from you Dave? I thought I was..what was it you said again??...."formally ignored" by you? Oh well, whatever pithy thing you have to say to me, it's worth nothing more than a roll of Charmin to me, and just about everyone else. You proved your self-worth long ago Dave.DaveWF said:Hey look! The original hate mongerer decided to show up!![]()
I rest my case.BigDaddyFink said:What? Another flip-flop from you Dave? I thought I was..what was it you said again??...."formally ignored" by you? Oh well, whatever pithy thing you have to say to me, it's worth nothing more than a roll of Charmin to me, and just about everyone else. You proved your self-worth long ago Dave.DaveWF said:Hey look! The original hate mongerer decided to show up!![]()
Pitiful....... ???DaveWF said:Hey look! The original hate mongerer decided to show up!![]()
Your case was rested long-ago sir. You only continue to dig yourself deeper and deeper.DaveWF said:I rest my case.BigDaddyFink said:What? Another flip-flop from you Dave? I thought I was..what was it you said again??...."formally ignored" by you? Oh well, whatever pithy thing you have to say to me, it's worth nothing more than a roll of Charmin to me, and just about everyone else. You proved your self-worth long ago Dave.DaveWF said:Hey look! The original hate mongerer decided to show up!![]()
Dixieland -dixieland_conjunction said:Big Daddy Fink:
You'll notice in all this I never said Dave didn't have a right to be here. I don't agree with his motives and thought they should be called out. I've also been here long enough to know what I'm talking about. Yes it's true that in your tiny time here you've picked up on some what what I had problems with. Congratulations :thumbs:
However, with that said, you have even less credibility on here than Dave. So STFU! You're a joke.
Cheers,
Dixie
I could be wrong, but isn't the FTC that also covers the issue of these not-quite legal cigars? I don't hear any complaints about that, now do I?BigDaddyFink said:By the way...not only for whatever troubles those of you have had with computer problems related to dear-old brother Dave's so-called "business," these guys take the pirating and bootlegging of media (violation of copyright) quite seriously as well. So, feel free to pass along whatever you feel necessary: