jgohlke
My other hobby
We had a trailer load of downed branches mostly from our yard, but a few from the neighbors on both sides. My wife offered to ride along and help with the unloading (I loaded it all). We actually went to the local transfer station. In case they don't have these where you live or you've never had the pleasure....It's a giant 2 story building. Open topped semi-trailers are parked on the first floor right below big slits in the 2nd floor. You drive up a hill, into the building on the 2nd floor and dump your stuff on the concrete floor. A wheeled bucket loader pushes the stuff across the floor into the slits and it falls into the trucks below...which haul it to the dump.
Needless to say, it's not a place you want to linger, particularly on a hot summer day. We paid our $4, got in and partially unloaded, when I heard my wife shriek. There's no telling what's running around so I rush over and ask her if she is ok. She holds her up her foot (she's wearing sandals) and says "I got dump water on my foot". Of course the floor is covered in a dark, wet goo....and some of that goo is now smeared on my lovely wife's foot. I tell her "I thought sandals were an interesting choice for the dump...Why don't you hop in the drivers seat and pull the truck a bit for me?"
After I finished unloading and got the trailer swept out, I hopped in the truck. My wife had found some napkins and cleaned her foot....she said, "I didn't think the dump would be so juicy!"
Needless to say, it's not a place you want to linger, particularly on a hot summer day. We paid our $4, got in and partially unloaded, when I heard my wife shriek. There's no telling what's running around so I rush over and ask her if she is ok. She holds her up her foot (she's wearing sandals) and says "I got dump water on my foot". Of course the floor is covered in a dark, wet goo....and some of that goo is now smeared on my lovely wife's foot. I tell her "I thought sandals were an interesting choice for the dump...Why don't you hop in the drivers seat and pull the truck a bit for me?"
After I finished unloading and got the trailer swept out, I hopped in the truck. My wife had found some napkins and cleaned her foot....she said, "I didn't think the dump would be so juicy!"